September 5,2001  
Why I hate computers!!!!  I can't get this mug to work right, you understand.  Foreal on my getting oldness, I am less understanding comps. I'm going to Borders tonight and get an HTML for Dummies book, xerox the pages and get this junk working right.  So evil not to be able to get the diary to work right!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!

Maybe I'll meet a cute guy at the bookstore, but it's mostly filled with those "I can't be understood" white-guys from vaderbilt u.  I live by vandy, I live in Vnadyland for any of ya'll nashville natives.  I would love to date a white guy, but they ain't feeling the thick sistas.  They want those flat as a board chicks.  Am I generalizing?  Well I don't care cuz it is 70% true and that's more than half.  Okay, okay.

Any-who, I need a man it is getting hectic around here.  My last love affair was with some dude I met over the net, let's just call him 'Tim'.  Tim and I vibed online, we vibed for two weeks, then he asked for a face to face.  I was down, I wasn;t scared until that night.  Then the big-girl syndrome came down.  Granted he had seen the same pic that you all have viewed, told me I was fine, and I was still trippin' out.  Well I met him and he wasn't all that but two weeks of convo made it work for me.  See I'm a brain girl, you need to stimulate my mind.  I think my mind is my errogenous zone.

Needless to say he was cute and we had somewhat of a weird relationship.  And maybe relationship is the wrong word to use for this communing of the bodies.  Period the sex was good, but he lost his brainpower and refused to keep me stimulated.  You understand (c) Juvenile.

Back to being with a white guy -- See I want to get one of those cute white guys.  And I am not trying to knock my brothas but ya'll be acting stanky sometimes.  YA'll be fronting on the big girls too.  Umm-hmm, don't front.  I see ya hiding from you boys when we go out.  It's okay though I forgive you.

Off of that I wen to the dentisit today and I have eight cavities.  That is sad.  But that being said, BLACK PEOPLE, please brush and floss twice a day.  Or you'll me Mr. or Misses yuck mouth.  Now my dentist and I have a tight relationship, I will have to see her once a week for the next month, so sad.

Til Tomorrow

Ornje

                                        
                       
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