WARNING! 

If you are not over 21, your mama and the morality
laws in your state and local community don't want you
snooping around this here website. You know that! What
are you doing here, kid? Sex is dangerous, ungodly
disgusting and meant to be saved for the one you love
when you're old. Shoo! Go away!

If you are over 21 and believe that sex is Satan's
playground, frankly I don't care whether or not you
decide to visit my website. Just remember that, by
definition, adults are responsible for their actions.
If you don't like open explorations of human
sexuality, I guarantee that you will not like this
site. 

By clicking on ENTER, I certify that I am over 21 and
I have never voted for Jesse Helms.