Billy




Name - William Kennedy
Occupation - Apprentice Chippy
Other Half - Anne Wilkinson
Children - Nope
Arch Enemy - IKEA
Finest Hour - Winning Anne back from Fanto
Fantasy Storyline - Actually selling some of his mirrors so he can buy food









Whether childishly named Billy or the more mature Bill the tangled love life of the youngest Kennedy child provided endless entertainment for everyone. But it was for his sporting prowess that he was first noticed. He went from flailing drowner to Olympic standard swimmer within 2 weeks and it was clear to all and sundry that the boy was destined for greatness. Stopping along the way to cheat on Anne with Caitlan. A true case of like father, like son. Then like a Kennedy he ditched the girl and won back Anne.

Of course he famously lost Anne cos he read her diary. She turned to Fanto the greatest living Aussie artist behind Rolf Harris. But Billy Boy's a true Kennedy and through perseverence he won Anne back. To prize Anne away from such an artistic giant like Fanto was no mean feat. OK so all he did was offer her a place to live that wasn't a warehouse, but it's still romantic genius!

And now they're together touring Oz with their travelling carpentry company. And by selling Anne's decorative mirrors I'm sure they're now so skint they can only afford to live in a warehouse. Even Fanto must smile at the sweet irony.


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