Stuff: Wil is a typical bastard. He delights in causing misery amongst the local children. Most of the time, a simple glare will scare them off, but where this doesn't work more extreme measures are taken - throwing beer over them and chasing them with a stick cant fail. Along with this, he has an uncanny knack for offending almost everybody. It is partially due to this that he has been cursed (It was his own fault for hitting the TV when it wouldn't show any Mecha anime's). There are 2 problems that Wil faces throughout his life : fear of his walkman batteries dying and getting caffeine withdrawal symptoms. Many of the locals are convinced that his earphones have been surgically attached to his head for the past few years. Wil is also convinced he is afflicted with a bizarre case of caffeine vampirism
Despite being the youngest, Wil is drinking at a degree level, thanks to Steve's alcoholic nature.
 

Favorite Game: Starcraft

Stuff: Really into wearing leather and vinyl, Amber has a passion for bondage gear. She is one of the only interests in Steve's life and she shares his interests almost exactly
She first met Steve and Wil when they were in an Internet cafe. Steve was distracting the manager while Wil lynched a PC. unfortunately, Amber was in the middle of using it at the time, and chased along to try and finish her e-mail. Needless to say the scheme failed miserably. It wasn't till another scheme of Steve's where she came across the duo after they had broken into an office. After being invited to the pairs flat that night to avoid the police and spending a few evenings amongst its inhabitants she soon became Steve's third interest.

Favorite Game: The leather goddesses of Phobos III

Stuff: The insipid brother of Wil. Jon has had may names thorough his listless life, these varying from 'Mo-Fo' to 'Mr. Missionary' to 'the Girl'. The latter being the one he uses these days. This pedestrian often trails the country following numerous Ska bands wherever they go. Fueled by his obsession with the alternative ska/punk combo "Less Then Jake" he has been known to lap-dance for the lead singer as well, as whoreing himself to the rest of the band (in a non-sexual way) for free entry to the next gig. Of Jon's positive traits, there is only one - his ability to blag almost anything using the facade of being the writer of a fanzine (one with a reading circle of 5 - himself and 4 people he pays to get his hit counter up) Legendarily gormless and lacking any sense of fun, he prefers to read e-mails instead of doing anything. 

Favorite Game: Doesn't play games or Sonic the Hedgehog on the Master System

Stuff:  John first met Steve and Will when he went to sleep in a trolley that was in the local pond. Why he was there or even how he got there is a mystery. But then many things are a mystery to John, this is because of his eating problem. Being allergic to almost every food group, not forgetting that illusive food group: Alcohol, has turned John into a scrawny and angry man. No wonder he gets on well in the flat. It is this problem combined with his love of that appley beverage that have led him on magical journeys to the land of 'what the hell did I do last night'. A side effect that stems from this is Johns special sleeping ability, he can sleep anywhere, this includes trees, walls, doorsteps, nightclubs, gutters, bins and of course shopping trolleys. A big fan of all that is dark, John is the biggest Metal enthusiast that ever visits the flat.

Favorite Game: Resident Evil games