Hi ! or is that Hay? Hehe! I'm here to let you know there's a new Cow in town and her name is Barney......that is...... Barney Louise Bovine. She just flew in on Hef-Aire today with plans to open up her own Mootel, which also has a bar & grill on the same pasture. She's fixin' to open the Moonlight Inn, a life long dream of hers. She's also got plans to , well... I can't tell you...it's a secret among the herd! But let me say this.....she will be a moolionaire some day, and you can hold me to that! Yes, she plans to open the "Bovine Ravine" sometime next year. Uh-oh.... just gave up the secret! Whoops! When interviewing Ms Bovine today, she made this comment, "This is where I bull - long......right here in Cowlifornia. Ms. Bovine also mentioned that this will be quite the smoorgasbord ...including and limited to chicken (of course...hehe....think they're gonna serve beef there? And also, several kinds of vegeta-bulls,cowntry fries, rice and cowndimoonts as well as desserts such as Chocowlate Moose, Le Chicken La Ron (which is very rich in flavor) and our special .........Cowlifornia Dreamoon Cake. Well, it all sounds so good doesn't it? Definitely a place you might want to take your Honey! So, I guess that's all the news for today, and don't forget to come back again , 'cause if ya don't, you'll be missing out on the "up to the minute " report on MOOS FOR YOU!!
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