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PMS Poll
Things you'd like to see at the next PMS show
More college-girl orgies
Irish stew
Colin: the human torch (lighting his hair on fire onstage)
PMS Ultimate Fighting Match
Mexican wrestlers in pink spandex
Richie SPW hosts spelling bee
Stop lying now. You'll never play another show again.

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Sept. 11th 2003:

WHAOOOO I'm UPDATING EVERYONE!!!! here's the NEW PMS ALBUM:::
I Hate
Batmobile
Baby I Want You Back
Snotsucker
Beerdick
Berd
Homey Guy
Leave Me in a Ditch
PTA
I'm Worthless
Runaway
Langstraat

ADDED BONUS: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE HIGHSCHOOL

Dec. 4th, 2002:

need i say more?

Nov. 16, 2002:NEWS! The PMS site will soon be renovated. Renovated to fuck. I will tear the guts out of this archaic behemoth and replace them with flash and tons of really really gay shit. You guys will love to hate it and Ph34r me. at the moment, i've been polishing my html skills by making the faye and livy show website! It's uber-hip and stuff. The new PMS page will be snazzy too, and i'll probably put in all sorts of fun editorial shit like Dave's punk lesson of the day and movies and etc. you get the picture. As for now, GO SEE THE FAYE AND LIVY SHOW ON THE 14th OF DECEMBER! IT IS GOING TO ROCK. MUSICON DEN HAAG. ENTRY IS LIKE 6.00 EUROS OR SOME SHIT!!! ROCK ON GO GO GO!!!!

Oct. 16, 2002:Oh man. Dear god. I'm really sorry... PMS is not on haitus (haaitis?) like everyone thinks! well maybe we kind of are.....but we'll have some shows soon! also i'll probably be changing this layout and stuff too.... Dear god it's been so fucking long since i've updated there are cobwebs ON THE HTML HLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh no/ medication times!! gotta go! i love you all! post something on the messageboard and wake us the fuck up! tell us you want shows! tell us! bye! GO SEE THE QUEERS SATURDAY!!!!

Feb. 4, 2002:GOd what has happened since whenever... What? What do you mean what kind of question is that? I'm not drunk so i doubt this update will be too large... 23 of february everyone! It will be a night of adventure and bullshit! Go to the blauwe anslaag and we'll be playing! What fin! I mean fun! I'll update the shows soon.

Jan. 23, 2002:Uhhh Happy New Year and my birthday? And celebration of the Euro (gay) being in circulation? Holy shit i haven't updated in a while... i just thought i would tonight because i'm kind of tipsy. Well not really at all actually. I have nothing to fucking do. What should i do guys? Ok! We have a show on Feb. 24th (i think) with anti-dote and beans an RNL or something...uhhh as soon as i get the actual details i'll update for real. Now is just a matter of andrew yelling at me for not updating. But yeah...check out Dave Dastardly's Punk Lesson of the Day in the Forums! Shouldn't be hard to find. That man is the epitome of punk rock! He will answer anything you've ever wondered about the punk medium! Buy shits! Raw. Live. Uncut; Weller as you've never seen him before!

Nov. 29, 2001: Hey! I'm updating. it was a good show at confusion. LOL! Hey it was cool! Bye!

Nov. 26, 2001: Shit! Head! Shit! Head! Hey kids. I got a new forum for yallz because the last one proved FUCKING WORTHLESS. Thanks alxnet for shit all. And i updated the poll LOL POLOL!!! Fuck me.

Nov. 21, 2001: Hey hey hey again, it's JOhnny G. (Mommy John John to some) Anyway, i updated because they threatened to let richie spw update this page instead of me...so, i added the webpoll and the forum to this site. I don't know the point of having either of them, but whatever. Fuck you dave and andy and toby! You're out of the band.

Nov. 19, 2001: Hey shitheads. Not much going on, except the standard peer pressure. MY BANDMATES TELL ME TO UPDATE THE SITE! I can't rightly do that since i'm updating it in notepad and using the most barbaric site-updating techniques geocities has ever offered.... But hey, who's to complain? I love everything. I drank so much tonight and i'm still not drunk. Life fucking sucks. Come see our show in confusion, Den Haag, Achterom 20 on tram 3 from centraal station. We're playing with our good mates JCB (Jaded Cynical Bastards). Seriously. Even if you're an Ash kid, you're invited. No Ash kids suck. Sorry. LOL! By the way though, we played with SPW and BEANS and I REJECT on saturday with no notice. We [played the most apathetic and "fuck you" set ever imagined! I mean we were actually yelling "Fuck You!" to the crowd and all... Apathy rules. Don't go to school!

October. 27, 2001: Good news! We have an easier URL now, it's "go.to/pinkmen" now. EASIER.. And... Yeah i put the gig in the gig thing. Yep. Uhh Dave is a dickfuck! LOLOLOL!!! PS. I changed the guestbook, it's much better now. THX!

October. 12, 2001:Ok here be tha update... Oh wait nothing happening... Actually yeah, we're playing in confusion on november 23rd. BE THERE OR BE THE PENTAGON (ONLY 4 SIDES NOW AND THUS A SQUARE, GET IT?)

September. 28, 2001: Who got da page? Yo i is updating like a mad mother bitch... Nothing is really happening, except for the fact that we played in the poortgebouw with Jesus Crust, Aalmoes, Last to Go, and SPW (John's side project) and it was hellsa rockin. Fuck me sideways, giddy! We may have some new gigs coming up some time soon, specifically at Beer's, across from the bar St. J's some time. THat place is gay. Die all. Bye.

April. 30, 2001: Yes. I am back. Our new show will be on June 30th with the Ragin Hormones, Lullabelles and the Up To No Goods. Rock and/or roll!

April. 22, 2001: Wow...almost a month since the last update...The Cenobites gig went well.  Check out this -- review of the gig. Also, i've updated the pics section ONCE AGAIN..this time with TONS of crap from the cenobites gig. Also also, i made a tape of the cenobites gig so if anyone wants it, get me a VHS tape or something. Bye.

March. 27, 2001: NEW GIG! It's with the Cenobites and Brains no More on APRIL 6th... be there or be dead.

March. 14, 2001: We have a fun fun fun update...MORE PICTURES! Here is a hyperlink towards that section of the web site. Also, we tweaked the Meet the Band section..Also also we may be playing with cenobites in the month of June...Rock and/or Roll.

March. 12, 2001: Hello there...not much new going on. Here's a fun picture!

Feb. 21, 2001: SEPP KILLS! Hey droogies...i've uploaded the pictures from the gig at the musicon...They're hella good. I'm the cool one with the pink mohawk.

Feb. 19, 2001: Hi there again kids. I've updated the format now...it looks better in my humble opinion. So we're going to go on down to do some recording some time with the fellas with Flies On Toast. Pretty fuckin cool eh? EH?!?! We'll probably have new photos from the gig soon.

Feb. 18, 2001: Hey fucks. PMS finally played their first gig. It went superbly well...we played with Fitch, Apers and Chillfactor. It was hellza rockin! For some reason Fitch covered a blink 182 song and i'm still weeping.  Thanks to all the guys who gave us compliments after the show... all support is appreciated. We met up with some really swell guys from Flies on Toast too. I recommend strongly that you read the review of our gig on their site: http://www.oocities.org/britpunk_nl/gigs.html PEACE OUT, FUCKS!

Oct. 16, 2000: Hey kiddoes, not much going on in the world of PMS. We just had band practice the other day and we really rocked for some weird reason... (shrug) Anyways we hope to update the MP3's section with a new song called "SELLOUT". I've also deleted all the crap from the Song Area. (The Song Area is now empty... for the greater good).

Oct. 8, 2000: HEY WANT A BAND THAT WILL OPEN FOR FREE? CONTACT US PLEASE. Sorry about the caps.

Sept. 20, 2000: Okees cool, we uploaded both "I Wanna Be A Homosexual" the cover and "Homey Guy" the new song! both sound a tad like shit... we'll have to remedy that.

Sept. 16, 2000: We played at nadav's party last night. Anyway, i've updated the links section.

Sept. 12, 2000: FUN FUN PHOTOS SECTION!

Sept. 11, 2000: I swear to god we'll have the lyrics section up soon! Don"t hurt me! Here's our album cover to keep you satisfied. (cover subject to change depending on whether or not we can think of a title)