Ever Wonder...

Why...

...the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

...women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

...you never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

..."abbreviated" is such a long word?

...to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

...lemon juice is made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

...the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour?

...there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

...Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

...they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

...sheep don't shrink when it rains?

...they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?