Rules of the Lemmings

1) You may not have a life. If you, at any point in the year, decide to have a life, you must get permission from another Lemming first, and it may not exceed a 2-week time period. Note: The Lemming from whom you get permission from to have a life must be Kevin or Angela.

2) You may not insult the Lemmings. You may not poke the unpokeable. You may not steal the Hat God's (or Goddess's) hat. You may make fun of the all-mighty Marta. Or Kevin, who is not all-mighty.
    Corollary 1: Angela is the only unpokeable person.
    Corollary 2: While you cannot steal the Hat God's (or Goddess's) hat, you may steal The Sandles
                      of Marta if she is wearing them. You may never steal Angela's (Angela is the Hat Goddess) hat or
                      sandals.

3) Do not ask a Lemming if they can do something. They can. Just tell them to come. You will be given a bizarre look if you ask.

4) You must have seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and know at least one quote from it. "Ni" does not count.

5) As a Lemming, one must perform at least one wuffling. This includes sneaky wufflings, friendly wufflings, and the infamous drive-by wufflings. Angela is the only one who can be wuffled, unless someone else is found with "fuzzy" hair.

6) If a Lemming says "follow," then follow. Or anyone else for that matter- just follow.

7) You must, at some point, receive or reply to a reply-all. Failure to do so would imply that you do indeed have a life, in which case the matter will be dealt with by Angela (who will probably enforce a 'peasant lemming' status. Or just explode and get all over your cheese which would not be good because then you would not be able to eat your cheese anymore.)

8) You may overthrow the evil lord Kevin, but never overthrow Angela.

9) If anyone makes a bad pun/joke (i.e. Mr. Florian's jokes) all Lemmings nearby must laugh.

10) The title of Queen Megan is subject to change without notice at anytime.

11) Angela and Kevin are always in front. It does not matter where your posistion on the earth is, Angela and Kevin are always in front.

12) When riding on a "thrill" ride, such as a roller coaster or log ride, one must scream and be very, very afraid on the way up and look very bored on the way down.

13) Thou shalt obey the drum majors and shall do so unless the drum major is evil, e.g. Kushie. "Band, parade rest!"

14) One shall vote for Angela for Jr. Drum Major for the 2003-2004 school year.