Very Lemming Quotes

"That smells like a wet coyote."

"My pee was green..."

"Okay, by the numbers. Band, parade rest...1. Band, a ten-hut...1...*walks away*"

"Safeway is one word."

"When in doubt, ask Bea."

"Hey, how's your face?"

"Do you have a hair?"

"The bad thing about Molly...Molly's girly."

"If the expectations are too high, lower the bar and do exactly what you were doing before."

"Excuse for being late? 'Attacked by gang rapists'"

"Red pezeppers is so not the same as red peppers!"

"It's not mean if it's hilarious."

"Pizza is an analogy for everything. EVERYTHING."