Ten Signs To Show That You May Be Playing Too Many Video Games.

If some of these things happen to you, you probably spend too much 
time playing games. Try getting some exercise, go for a walk.


Number 10:

Whenever you're in a real fight, you put the palms of your hands
together with fingers outstretched and yell "Hadoken!". You are
amazed to find out that there was no Fireball. Then you get pounded.

Number 9:

By playing Ridge Racer every morning , you've managed to cut 10 minutes 
off the time it used to take you to get to work.

Number 8:

Your TV looks like a nuclear reactor with all the gadgets you've got 
hooked up to it.

Number 7:

You spent more on games in the last year than you did on food and other 
basic needs.

Number 6:

You are able stand in the games department at an electronics store, and 
prove the salesperson wrong on every point he makes;

Me: "I'm telling you, the PlayStation runs at 33.8 MHz!" 
Reply: "What's a mega-hurts? Some special move in MK?".

Number 5:

You know all 1200 moves in VF2, and wrote a 140K FAQ on it, including a
description of how many animation frames each move takes.

Number 4: 

You missed a wedding because you were obsessed with beating Final Fantasy3.

Number 3: 

You missed your own wedding because you were obsessed with beating Final
Fantasy 3.

Number 2: 

You walk around with a backpack holding a Game Boy, Game Gear, Nomad, 
and specialty Saturn and PSX controllers in case of a gaming emergency.

Number 1: 

The nicest clothes you own are your Atari Jagware T-shirt and matching 
trousers. You're also waiting for the new Autumn lineup.