The Soap Statue

One morning 2 priests head to the showers and it isn't until they are
already in the shower they both realize they did not bring any soap.

Father Bob decides he'll run back for the soap, he checks out the
hallway, no one around so rather than get dressed he decides to make a
run for it.  He checks the hall before heading back to the showers, all
clear, so he makes a break for it, just as he turns the corner to the
showers he spots three nuns walking towards him.  With no where to go
he stands perfectly still, holding the 2 bars of soap hoping the nuns will
think he's a statue.

The nuns approach, 

"Oh my look at that, isn't that the most life like statue you've ever seen?" 

The first asks. She steps up for a closer look, reaches out and gives a couple
of tugs on the priest's penis.

Startled he drops the 1st bar of soap.  

"Oh heaven's she exclaims I got a bar of soap".

The 2nd nun amazed at how realistic the statue looks steps closer and
again, a couple of yanks of the priest's penis and he drops the other
bar of soap.

"My goodness. I got a bar of soap too".

The nun's can't believe it.

The 3rd nun, overcome by the miracle statue, walks up to it and gives a
couple of tugs to the priest's penis. 

"My God this is amazing" She says, "I got hand soap!"