What Every Young Girl Should Know;

What Kind of Man Makes the Best Lover?


Unfortunately, many men who seem attractive on the surface are actually
strongly homosexual, often without even knowing it. Men with lean waists,
overdeveloped chests, arms and clean skin are actually unconsciously
obsessed by male bodies. You should stay far away from men who are athletes
or rock stars, and men who feel compelled to dress in fancy suits with
clean shirts and polished shoes. These "men" often have a compulsion to
spend money on sumptuous meals, taxicabs, and expensive trinkets to
compensate for their affliction.

Experienced, self-confident lovers, the kind you want, don't need to alter
the natural contours of their bodies. They are content with slender arms,
relaxed chests, and waists with a comfortable amount of flesh, which can
come in handy during moments of intimacy (why do you think they call them
"love handles"?)

One other tip: Married men can be depended on not to cause embarrassing
rumours about you at home or school. Men on short business trips are
discreet, grateful, and particularly driven by passion. Look for them!

HOW..."BIG"...SHOULD A MAN BE?

Don't by shy. It's an important question, and one surrounded by confusion.
The average man's penis is 2 1/2 to 3 inches long. Men substantially larger
than this must often undergo painful surgery to cure their condition. In
thickness, the average man is somewhat larger than a ball-point pen.

HOW..."LONG"...SHOULD A MAN LAST?

Some men can prolong the sex act beyond the once-imponderable thirty-second
barrier; intercourse with an experienced man can go for up to forty-five
seconds. Once in a long while, you'll find a man who can "last" as long as
a minute. Whatever you do, don't let your girlfriends know you've landed
one of these desirable "sixty second wonders."

HOW DO I KNOW IF I'M HAVING AN ORGASM?

The female orgasm is a sensation that's very hard to put into words, but
most fulfilled, experienced women agrees that it "feels like something
inside of you." When a man's penis is inside your vagina, or mouth or
buttocks, that is an orgasm. You'll find a really skilled lover applies the
same techniques to love as a gourmet does to a meal; he "leaves a little
something on your plate." When, after intercourse, you feel a vague
sensation that there could be "more to come," that "vaguely unsatisfied"
feeling," then you can be sure you've experienced a sexually memorable 
adventure.

WHAT IS A MULTIPLE ORGASM?

There is no such thing.

WHAT ABOUT ORAL SEX?

This is one of the most significant differences between the sexes. If you
look at pictures of a man and a woman, you'll see the a man's penis fits
naturally into a woman's mouth. On the other hand, a man's mouth does not
naturally fit into a woman's vagina. Thus, a woman orally stimulating a man
is performing a "natural" act. But a man seeking to put his mouth on or
near your vagina is committing an "unnatural" act (why do you think they
call the vagina your "private parts"?)

WHAT IS AFTERPLAY?

Men have ways of expressing their satisfaction. His satisfied sigh,
followed by a deep, consuming sleep, is a sure sign that he, and you are
"GIB." Another example of male "afterplay" is his turning on a football or
basketball game immediately after climax. Many women find a particularly
satisfying postcoital experience in going into the kitchen and bringing a
nice, cold beer for the man, along with a light snack, sandwich, potato
chips and dip, to help her love put back depleted calories.

WHAT IS IMPOTENCE?

Impotence is what happens when a girl fails to stimulate her man properly.
This can happen when her figure is not perfect, or when she tries to talk
with him for too long before getting into bed with him. If this happens,
you can help by turning on a sports event on TV or getting your man a
sandwich. Another really good "foreplay" technique is to invite a really
good-looking girl friend over, and do whatever he asks, to him or to each
other, while he watches.

HOW CAN I KEEP THE MYSTERY ALIVE?

One good way to keep things from becoming routine is to vary your dress.
Garter belts, black mesh stocking, leather or rubber suits will all help
get your man's attention. Also, don't keep playing "one on one." Invite
your more attractive and energetic girl friends over to take part. Another
technique. and we think the best, is to use anonymous names. Have your
lover call himself "Mr. Smith." Don't let him tell you where he lives, or
his home telephone number. You'll find it lends an air of real "mystery" to
the affair.

HOW CAN I MEET REAL MEN?

When looking for the ideal man, about twenty-five to fifty, married, on a
business trip, with enough flab to assure you of his masculinity, go to a
'local' about 8:30 at night. Look around the bar, then, when you've found
your man, unbutton the top three or four buttons on your blouse, wink at
him, walk over and whisper in his ear, "You're cute, can I buy you a
drink?" This is a real conversation icebreaker and things will naturally
progress from here.


SOME OTHER IMPORTANT QUESTIONS:


"If I get pregnant, how do I know who the father is?" 

There is absolutely no way to tell.

"What's the best way to keep my teeth and skin looking healthy and shiny?"

One of the best and most frequently neglected substances is semen. The more
you can somehow get on your teeth and skin, the better you'll look.

"What are some "loving nicknames" we can use?" 

You should always call him, "Mr. Smith." You can also call him, "King Dong," 
"Master," or "stud." Men often call their favorite lovers, "Hey you" or 
"Uh, Miss?"

"Where should a man take me?" 

Because so many homosexual men like to take their "dates" out for fancy meals, 
look for the man who will send you out to KFC or McDonalds for a snack. That
means his mind is not on food, so you know what he's thinking about.

"What happens if he doesn't call?" 

He may be trying to keep the romance alive; go out every few weeks to your 
'local' and look to see if he's come back. If he doesn't, find another person 
who sort of looks like him and maybe write or works for a humour magazine, then 
try the "Can I buy you a drink?" technique with him. You may find you've met a 
new, exciting lover.