Top 10 rejection lines given by women
(and what they actually mean):
10) I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
9) There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one Jurassic
geezer.)
8) I'm not attracted to you in *that* way. (You are the ugliest dork
I have ever laid eyes upon.)
7) My life is too complicated right now. (I'm waiting for a rich
sugar daddy.)
6) I've got a boyfriend.
5) I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud; I wouldn't even date
you if you were in the same *solar system*, much less the same
building.)
4) It's not you, it's me.
3) I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and
unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2) I'm celibate. (One look at you and I'm ready to swear off men
altogether.)
... and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means)
1) Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.)
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