Name.

pikachu_uk@btinternet.com

Vehicle.

1989 VW GOLF GTI 8v

Reg Plate.

F891LKK

Driver's Sex.

Male

Moronic Behaviour..

SCORED WITH MY EX-BIRD BEHIND MY BACK.

Further Comment.

I HOPE THEY BOTH BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't get mad, get even. Pour paint stripper on his clitoris car!

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Name.

Patrick

Vehicle.

Nasty little new red thing

Reg Plate.

B1TCH 1

Moronic Behaviour..

I was driving along a narrow street with parked cars on both sides in my Capri, when some silly cow pulled out from the left without looking. I missed her by inches and ended up on the opposite pavement. Luckily no damage, but she got a good swear!!

Further Comment.

Other drivers that piss me off are old people and women who crawl around multi-storey car parks in 1st gear in front of me. And the same people who drive at 40mph on a 60 road with no overtaking.

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Name.

Craig Toonlad

Vehicle.

A Big Iveco Van for safe style uk

Driver's Sex.

Im An Idiot!!!!

Moronic Behaviour..

My nice shiny mini fresh from the paint shop after an arse of a mate decided to walk across my roof was parked outside work when the safe style uk van came round the corner and decided to reverse but apparently did not see my poor innocent mini and drove into the drivers side wing taking off the light scratching my bumper and putting a massive dent in my wing and this cost a whole £290 pounds to fix and i did not recieve my money back until 5 months later!!!!!

Further Comment.

A complete arse of a driver but he paid ohh he paid

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Name.

jakubsl@hotmail.com

Vehicle.

Ford Escort XR3i year 86

Driver's Sex.

Male

Moronic Behaviour..

ALL

Further Comment.

All

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Name.

brenjan@nascr.net

Vehicle.

all car drivers

Reg Plate.

personalised plates

Driver's Sex.

I'd hate to think!

Moronic Behaviour..

they drive cars,half asleep listening to their best of the 70's,80's etc their windows misted up doing everything except paying attention. they weave all over the place and dont see anything xcept anything bigger than them. why are cars with free enterprise works stickers always old bangers? so much for free enterprise.

Further Comment.

Compulsary driving tests every five years please

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Name.

anyonomus

Vehicle.

iveco hgv

Driver's Sex.

Please

Moronic Behaviour..

while on my driving lesson he pulled right in front of me very sharply on a small two lane road and took part of the bumper off of the feista i was driving

Further Comment.

he is a complete and total pillock

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Name.

Louise

Vehicle.

Some sort of rep-mobile

Driver's Sex.

Male

Moronic Behaviour..

I was driving my Capri into town, this involves a very twisty little B road. Our local bus service involves a very large bus. Driving round a sharp corner I saw that said bus was coming the other way, and had stopped to let a passenger off. Idiot in rep-mobile behind bus was trying to manouevre round the bus by steering one handed. His other hand was holding the mobile phone which he was talking into. When he saw me coming at him, brakes screeching did he drop his phone?? Oh no, the prat decided to try to reverse his car back behind the bus one handed while STILL talking on his mobile. There was inches in it. I gave many hand signals place before I drove away.

Further Comment.

IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT Hurt my Capri, I hurt you.

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Name.

JonnyWalker@hotmmail.com

Vehicle.

Volvo 140

Reg Plate.

DEC 031

Driver's Sex.

Male

Moronic Behaviour..

Drive slowly

Erm, succinct!

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Name.

mark@synthx.freeserve.co.uk

Vehicle.

Huge SPANISH lorry

Driver's Sex.

Male

Moronic Behaviour..

Picture this ! My whole life I have wanted to own a capri. And then, in January, I buy one - a nice silver 2.0S. I have it for two weeks and then some spanish muppet on the motorway changes lanes without looking, WHACK ! Straight into my passenger side. Ripped all of the rear wheel arch and knackered the door. Cost over 700 pounds worth of damage. Got it fixed A MONTH ago !

Further Comment.

He paid... ooh yes.. he paid.

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Name.

SPECWARR@aol.com

Vehicle.

all others

Reg Plate.

dumb a*s

Driver's Sex.

I'd hate to think!

Moronic Behaviour..

10.People that drive 20mph (its miles per hour here)under the posted limit in the fast lane (left) we drive on the (right) wrong side of the raod here and make you pass on the wrong side just to keep going the limit.
9.People driving VOLVO'S,(yuk)B.M.W.'S(puke)and them Mercedes-Benz they think they own the road, just because they paid $50.000(U.S.) for that crap. I will keep my 160mph. 74 CAPRI that I paid $200(U.S) for from my sister (she said it was too fast for her) and sold it to me cheap.
8.People on Motorcycles that think they are invinceable.
7.Police
6.Big trucks that change lanes on top of you without looking.
5.OLD PEOPLE.
4.People that leave the scene of a wreck and you can never find them again.
3.People that think they can pass me on a two lane road.(thats a no no)
2.People driving in the rain with no lights on(its a law here to have them on when raining)
and the number 1 moron (see below)

Further Comment.

1. ME!!!!!!!!!!!! for selling my capri.
I sold it 12 years ago and have not been the same since, my wife don't know what it is(my love for that car) but I shure miss it she told me that if we found another 1 sha would buy it for me but I don't know about that. WHERE all capris like mine???? it was a '74 merc. CAPRI 2800 v6, (lite blue/black int.), 4sp man. trans, Holley carb,dual exhuast,posi rearend and when I messed up and sold it it had these goodies that I installed myself, Hayes Racing clutch,Muncie 4sp (close ratio comptition) lakewood traction bars, chrome Appaince 4spoke mags, tinted windows,alarm, 1230 whatt stereo,and 3in shock extenders,(because it sat low in the rear for some reason)driving lights(fog)and for some reason there was not a stock Camaro, Trans-Am, Monticarlo,or Mustang (slow) that could touch it, because like any other teen(at the time) I went to the illegal street races with it and won to many times to list(they all thought a v6 was slow) I showed them. sorry for the long story but...(fond memories of a better time)DAMN I MISS TAHT CAR!!!

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Name.

SPECWARR@aol.com

Vehicle.

was not there, didn't see it

Moronic Behaviour..

We are from AL.-U.S.A.and said moron hit my car in the rear, with my wife and little boy in the car. They (my family) were stoped at a traffic light (RED) when said moron hit the car in the rear and then run up on the curb went around my car and 3 others ran the traffic (RED) light and kept going. Then the other said marons that saw the wreck left when the light turned green. So we have a wrecked car that we have to fix and no one to blame for said wreck. PS:the road was 3 lines wide and there was other cars in all 3 lanes.

Further Comment.

WHEN I FIND HIM OR HER THEY WILL HAVE NO CAR(S) AS I WILL KILL EVERY ONE OF THERE CARS FOR THEIR OWNERS STUPIDITY.

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Name.

Dave

Vehicle.

Big dock off truck/juggernaught

Driver's Sex.

Male

Moronic Behaviour..

the moron was driving towards my parked capri and tried to turn right down a road. Nothing wrong with this i hear you say untill cruuuuuuuuuunch scrapescrape. Oh dear. Hes paying for it mind!

Further Comment.

Fool


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Name.

Michael Burns

Car.

Too many to mention

Reg Plate.

FUK 1T

Driver's Sex.

Please

Moronic Behaviour..

1.) F**kwits that block straddle a lane to stop people overtaking them. Example end of M67 goes from 3 lanes to two. Theres always a jam and nearly always some pillock that straddles the lane at least 1/4 a mile befor the 3rd lane ends.
2.) Arseholes that dawdle in the overtaking lanes. As most people refuse to undertake (for good reason) this causes undue queues of traffic.
3.) Idiots that ignore matrix or speed restrictions on the motorway. Look I know that 90% of the time the matrix are wrong but going through Birmingham one day it said 20mph and for good reason. All those that ignored ended up locking up and contact was made. It's not just your life it's mine so slow down (not strictly to the speed but 10/15 more than it says).
4.) Students... nuff said

Further Comment.

Kill them all. First rip out their arms and pour salt into the wounds... next stick their body into a lime solution and let them melt. Kill kill kill.

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Name.

pains@one.net.au

Car.

Austalian Made

Reg Plate.

Victoria On The Move

Driver's Sex.

I'd hate to think!

Moronic Behaviour..

All Morons who sit in the outside lane of major multi-lane Freeways. There are signs to tell them to move over unless they are overtaking and then the Morons who have no patience and overtake them on the inside (which is not breaking the law).

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Name.

Allen Treacy

Car.

Nissan Micra. Driving school ugggkkk!! Cringe

Reg Plate.

M213 KDB

Driver's Sex.

Female

Moronic Behaviour..

Drove infont of me in a roundabout where i had right of way and insisted on driving infont of me at a maximum of 35km/h when i was in a hurry to a lecture in newcastle city centre.

Further Comment.

This moron almost dinted the wonderful curves on my black 2.8 that i painstakingly built from three wrecks. This drivers are a threat to us car luving petrolheads. When i groweled my v6 at this miserable 4cyl go-cart infront of me it swerved from side to side in panic and slowed to a dispecable 28km/h.Aggggghh! Us petrolheads are the only dangerous criminals though! according to the thin blue line with the orange stripe. Who are they to talk they drive fiestas and diesiel transits Ug Oo. I take pride in my cars that i build and drive. these people don't diserve cars. I get a pleasure from driving my capri that i cant explain in words. That is unless u speak irish!

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Name.

William

Car.

Chevy Caprice

Reg Plate.

M0rON

Driver's Sex.

I'd hate to think!

Moronic Behaviour..

I was driving on the inside lane of a 4 lane street. The moron was driving on the outside lane. This IDIOT made a left turn right in front of me, almost causing a horrible accident. NOTE: For those of you who live in the UK, I live in the U.S. We drive on the right side.

Erm, you drive on the wrong side! :-)

Further Comment.

This idiot should be made to eat his Drivers License, then have his car used in a demolition derby in order to smash it beyond recognition. And as a final course of action the moron should be made to ride a bycicle to and from work for an entire year.

Why go easy on him? Make him _walk_ to work!

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Name.

p.kemp@release-it.com

Car.

From Bond Bug to Bentley

Reg Plate.

Can't tell - his alter ego's sat 2 inches from his bumper

Driver's Sex.

I'd hate to think!

Moronic Behaviour..

Being lucky enough to commute daily from Swindon to Birmingham (96 miles each way) I get to spend a lot of time on motorways. So here's what gets on my tits: 1.Rain + rear fog light = DAZZLE. 2.Middle-lane residents - sod the huge queue of cars in the outside lane which would rapidly diminish if Mr Middle could be bothered to move over, thus creating a motorway rather than a dual carriageway. 3.Anyone who thinks putting on their indicator gives them the God-given right to change lanes, knowing that you'll brake to avoid them. 4.Changing lanes without indicating. 5.Lorries taking 2 miles to overtake other lorries. 6.Anyone who drives too close to the car in front (I've literally lost days in my life sat in jams 'cos some wanker's smashed into the back of someone else.) 7.Anyone sitting in the left edge of the outside lane in slow moving traffic - DON'T BLOCK BIKERS JUST COS THEY CAN GET THROUGH TRAFFIC QUICKER THAN YOU (major bugbear).

Further Comment.

If the right hand lane is closed ahead due to roadworks, why do most people chose to stop using that lane half a mile before the cones? And why do they get so arsy when someone decides to use the last half mile of empty road rather than join them in their 2 lane brain-dead universe? Have a nice day!

Nice to see a fellow Swindonian feels the same way about Moron Motorway Drivers! But how do you find other Drivers' use of Swindon's roundabouts?

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Name.

Ulus Best

Car.

Ford Escort XR3i

Reg Plate.

MORON

Driver's Sex.

Male

Moronic Behaviour..

Non specified!

But nothing more to be said! :-)

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Name.

Gilesf@hotmail.com

Car.

Volvo Estate

Moronic Behaviour..

Came through a red light on a roundabout and hit the side of my Capri. This was ten months ago. The court date is imminent. Bloody Females in Volvos - they should stay at home and do more pedigree chum adverts !

Further Comment.

She had two kid in the front seat with no seatbelts on ! What can you say ?!?

A Volvo driven by a Woman has to be the deadliest road going combination EVER!

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Name.

j.juerss@mcmail.com

Car.

Large French Articulated Lorry (Oh dear! :-)

Reg Plate.

FR 06

Moronic Behaviour..

Going around the last roundabout leaving Newbury towards Southampton, said lorry was in the left hand lane and I was in the right hand lane. There are two exits on this roundabout, one left and one right. Now, it doesn't take a degree in astro physics to work out which lane you should be in to take the left or right exit... unless you're a french lorry driver. Not content with blocking our ferry ports, this sod decides that obviously, us brits have got it all wrong and that the left hand lane on a roundabout is for the right exit. I should explain, this roundabout is somewhat small and his lorry was somewhat large (35 metre articulated large). So as we are both going round his trailer cuts across into my lane and comes crashing into the side of my car, just because I was in the correct lane. Git. Anyway, my car was written off but luckily I was unhurt, but I felt like smacking the garlic breath, frog eating, ferry blockading, sheep burning Jaques in the gob!... but I didn't... damn.

Further Comment.

Ban french lorries. BTW. I hate capris... long live the Mark I Granada

Shame about your accident, but not so sure about your taste in cars! :-)

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Name.

Dave.Hinns@Quantel.Com

Car.

Vaxhall Vectra 2.0 (What Else)

Reg Plate.

P882 DRD (PHH Plates)

Driver's Sex.

Male

Moronic Behaviour..

Approaching Junc 16 on the M4 at approx 18:00. I'm on the inside lane indicating to turn off along with 30 other happy motorist all doing 55-60Mph following a lorry, when Rep decides he want's to turn off also and pulls in front on me at about 90MPH and brakes VERY hard. We're at the 100 yard marker to the sliproad at this point. I lock the front and rear brake for a second on my motorbike, and deciding this isn't good, take to the hard shoulder to miss him. Just as well as the car behind had the reactions of a striking sloth and had all wheels locked, loads of blue smoke and was now occupying the road where I was. I pull back in behind said moron as we go up the sliproad and he's not noticed why there's a big gap behind him. He then tops this all off by driving through the lights at the top of the sliproad a full 5 seconds after it had changed to red, causing the guy pulling away from the other direction to brake heavily also.

Further Comment.

I was so incensed I stopped and wrote down his details (which meant undoing my leather jacket etc). When I reported him to the Police they just said they couldn't do anything unless anyone else reported him! As he drove off towards Wooton Basset and PHH is a local firm I called them but they weren't interested either.

In future, be prepared. Be driving your Capri! :-)

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Name.

john117@mdx.ac.uk

Car.

NISSAN MICRA

Driver's Sex.

I'd hate to think!

Moronic Behaviour..

No road sense. No manners. No clue

Further Comment.

Any one who buys a NISSAN is a mental defective. Anything with a Nissan badge on it should be converted into something useful like a dustbin and the driver made to spend the rest of their life washing old Fords.

My tip, just ram 'em off the road! :-)

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Car.

Eagle Talon

Driver's Sex.

Male

Reg Number.

ByeBuy

Moronic Behaviour..

Cut me off, then proceeded to go 20mph under speed limit in a no passing zone

Don't we all hate that!

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Name.

Andrea

Car.

Some van!

Driver's Sex.

Male

Moronic Behaviour..

On a stretch of road on my drive home, said moron was displeased at my sticking to the 30mph limit. Despit the fact that there is a school on this road, and five children were killed some years ago, the moron decided is was a great idea to overtake me.

Further Comment.

Ha, ha! I had the last laugh. A copper just happened to be comming the other way. He turned round, put on the blue light, and went after the van. Whilst the driver was talking to nice Mr Policeman, I drove past, with a smug grin!

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Name.

Me!!!!!!!

Car.

Rover 418SDi, dark green metallic, I think!

Reg Number.

P reg, for Prat no doubt.

Driver's Sex.

Hard to tell, but wasn't human. Perhaps it was a mole?

Moronic Behaviour..

Following said car for 30+ miles across some twisty country A-roads. Wasn't too much of a problem to begin with, but when oncoming cars approached it would slow right down; braking from a reasonable 55mph, down to a ludicrous 40mph. Annoying! Then would brake hard, right on top of a bend, even though signs had warned of the bend a way back. Then the dickhead wouldn't use Full Beam headlights so I couldn't see far enough in front to overtake 'safely' Aaarrgghhh! But it was quite happy to speed through lit towns and villages. Time for an eye-test Mr or Mrs Moleperson! Was such hard work following the fool.

Further Comment.

Finally passed said idiot, although this is where I could be mentioned here! Desperation, going down hill, oncoming traffic. Sod it! Zoooooom! Got passed okay but was a bit too close to the Moleperson. Wasn't happy with myself for the overtaking manoeuvre but got ahead and could relax. Had to be there to fully appreciate it!


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Name.

Paul Spencer

Car.

Numerous

Reg Number.

Wank3r

Driver's Sex.

I'd hate to think!

Moronic Behaviour..

Any roundabout which has two or more lanes entering.

You always get one moron who gets in the far left lane and then
attempts to turn right !

Further Comment.

Kneecapping is to good for them.

I hear you loud and clear!
Take a day trip to Swindon and you'll see this behaviour everywhere!

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Name.

dave.tree@quagaar.ndirect.co.uk

Car.

Ford Escort Cosworth

Reg Number.

B16 TOY

Driver's Sex.

Male

Moronic Behaviour..

Overtook me at >130mph in a 50mph single carriage way. Car sign written with Advanced Driving School somewhere in Wiltshire. The geezer looked like Bubba.... A red-neck fond of inbreeding, cattle (girlfriend), lumberjack shirts and shamed by his incessant odsession with his undersized penis

Further Comment.

Now have a faster car than a POXY Escort Cosworth.... and KEEN to get FU**ING HARD!!! with the pussy face TW*T! Advanced driver my bolox! LIGHTWEIGHT! As you can tell ....I have 9 points :-( This is probably the reason i hate fords..especially the capri..sorry GA. . . . . . . . . Calibra 4x4 turbo - compare the specs with a cossie..then buy one for fun.

At least Cozzies handle! :-)

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Name.

Bev.

Car.

Honda Accord.

Reg Plate.

sleeping!

Sex Of Driver.

I'd hate to think!

How Moron Upset You.

On my way to work, many times I will find the same Honda out in front of me... just driving ever sooooo slooooowwww.. then this person also tends to wait too long for advanced green lights... making me (either behind HIM or a car or two back) missing the light... this doesn't put me late for work, but it does require me getting up earlier (then I should have to) to be in front of him..

Further Comments.

He should just hang up his keys and give up totally!
BTW What's wrong with the FORD CAPRI... it is the finest car ever built!

Cheers Bev.

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Name.

This is from Gary.Hall@gpsemi.com

Car.

Ford Capri.

Reg Plate.

IN A COMA

How Moron Upset You.

Drives a white Capri and parks outside of my office. Can you believe it?

Thank you, erm, very much Gary, I think!

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Name.

Duncan from Lincoln.

The Morons;

Firstly, he would like to say anyone willingly living south of Ha****pool!

(Sorry, no foul language on this page! :-)

Secoundly, being more specific, he would like to nominate anyone towing a
caravan along a B class road behind his Volvo, whilst wearing a flat cap.
I'm sure some would disagree with you!

Cheers Duncan.

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Name.

Gary.

Car.

The one in front.

Reg Plate.

ARSEH 0 LE

Driver's Sex.

An arsehole. (Can I say that here? Speaking of which, I have an arsehole
that parks just slightly across my drive. Anyone got any ideas on how to
get rid of him?)

What These Morons Did To Upset You.

Arseholes that leave their rear fog lights on when it isn't foggy.
Arseholes that indicate right when approaching a round-about, then take the
straight ahead exit.
Arseholes that have their front fog lights on but not there headlamps.
(i.e. they dont need them at all.)
Arseholes that slow down or even brake just because there is a car coming the other way!

Thank you Gary, I'm sure many of us know how you feel.