I'VE LEARNED...

I've learned that my daddy can say a lot of words I can't.  --- age 8

I've learned that if you spread the peas out on your plate it looks
like you ate more. --- age 6

I've learned that just when I get my room the way I like it mom makes
me clean it up. ---- age 13

I've learned that you can be in love with four girls at the same time. --age 9

I've learned that you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. ---age 7

I've learned that if you laugh and drink soda pop at the same time, it
will come out your nose. --- age 7

I've learned that when daddy kisses me in the mornings he smells like a
piece of Jolly Rancher candy.  ---age 10

I've learned that when I eat fish sticks, they help me swim faster because 
they're fish. ---age 7

I've learned that when I wave at people in the country they stop what 
they're doing and wave back.  ---age 9

I've learned that when I grow up, I'm going to be an artist. It's in
my blood. --- age 8

I've learned that you can't judge boys by the way they look.  --age 12

I've learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try
cheering someone else up.  ---age 13

I've learned that you should never jump out of a second story window 
using a sheet for a parachute.---age 10

I've learned that parents are very hard to live with.  ---age 12

I've learned that sometimes the tooth fairy doesn't always come. Sometimes
he's broke.--- age 8

I've learned that if you talk too long on the phone with a girl, your 
parents suspect something is going on. --- age 11

I've learned that girls sweat just as much as boys. --- age 11

I've learned that when wearing suspenders(braces) with one strap down, you need
to be careful going to the bathroom. --- age 10

I've learned if you put a June bug down a girls dress, she goes crazy. ---age 6

I've learned that it always makes me feel good to see my parents holding 
hands. --- age 13

I've learned that you shouldn't confuse a black crayon with a Tootsie 
Roll. --- age 10

I've learned that I would like to be a horse and live on a ranch, if onlk
cowboys didn't wear spurs.  ---age 8

I've learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent 
Night".  --- age 7

I've learned that sometimes I don't like to play ball with daddy because he gets 
mad when I drop the ball. --- age 10

I've learned that milk helps keep your bones from bending over. ---age 7

I've learned that the teacher always calls on me the time I don't know the 
answer. --- age 9

I've learned how to hold animals without killing them.--- age 5

I've learned that when you have three of your wild friends in the car the 
driver freaks. --- age 9

I've learned that gold fish don't like jello.  ---age 5

I've learned that you should say your prayers every night.  ---age 9

I've learned that the older I get the less attention I get.  ---age 6

I've learned that sometimes my mother laughs so hard that she snorts. ---age 7