Knock Knock Jokes.

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Knock knock
Who's there?
This is Arch
Arch who?
Oh I'm sorry I didn't know you've got a cold...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any more home like you?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch Who?
Bless you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
who's there?
Banana
banana who?
Knock Knock
who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don't cry little one.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes the FBI open up.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne Who?
Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwoning.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eileen
Eileen who?
Eileen on the door

Knock knock
Who's there?
Ether 
Ether Who?
Ether Bunny

Knock knock
Who's there?
Nother
Nother who?
Nother Ether Bunny

Knock knock
Who's there?
Consumption
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about all these Ether Bunnies?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo Who?
Cargo Beep Beep, Run over the Ether Bunnies

Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don't Cry Ether Bunnies be back next year.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides who?
Euripides trousers, Eumenides trousers.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Handsome
Handsome who?
Handsome pizza to me please.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Isabel
Isabel who?
Isabel necessary on a bicycle?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jimmy
Jimmy Who?
Jimmy all you're money, this is a sick up.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kerchew.
Kerchew Who?
Kerchew Red Barron

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll find out.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little-old-lady
Little-old-lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock Knock
Who's there
Madame
Madame who?
Madame's foot caught in the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marry
Marry who?
Merry Xmas

Knock Knock
Who's there
Me Ma
Me Ma Who
hahahahahahaha

Hint: mawho in Hawiian for fag...

Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who
Orange ya' glad I'm not gonna post this stupid knock knock joke.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice Who?
Orange Juice sorry you started all this?

Knock knock
Who's there
Oshea
Oshea who?
Oshea can you shee by the stars...

Knock knock
Who's there?
Sam and Janet
Sam and Janet who?
(singing) Sam-and-janet evening ...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tarzan
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thad
Thad who?
Thad's all folks!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wayne
Wayne Who?
Wayne drops keep falling on my head.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy Who?
Wendy moon comes over the mountain...

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy. 

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Yucky
Yucky who?
Ya keep a knockin', but you can't come in!

Knock knock
Who's there
Zebra
Zebra Who?
Zebra is too big for me!


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