Just How Clever Are You?


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but when time is lacking it could take me a few months to acknowledge your scores!
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Let the test begin;


1) Please enter your name in the square;


2) How many of each species did Moses take onto the Ark?


3) Some months have 30 days, others have 31 days. How many have 28 days?


4) Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10


5) If a doctor gave you 3 tablets and told you to take one every half an hour,
how long would the tablets last?


6) How many sides does a circle have?


7) How far can a dog run into the woods? It is running free, no lead/leash!


8) Which country has the 4th of July - France, USA or the UK?


9) A man built a rectangular house with each side having a Southern exposure.
A bear wanders past. What colour is that bear?


10) If you were alone in a deserted house at night with an oil lamp, a fire, a candle
and only one match. Which would you light first? (The fire is not burning!)


11) What is the capital of London?


12) Why can't a man living in York be buried in Swindon?


13) If you have two coins totalling 11 pence, and one of those coins isn't a 10 pence
piece, what are the value of the two coins?


14) How much soil is there in a 1.2m by 34.8m by 782.23m hole?


15) If two monkeys sit in the corner of a room and looked at another pair in the next corner,
and so on, until every pair in a corner is looking at another pair. How many monkeys could
say that they were looking at other monkeys?


16) Is it legal for a man to marry his Widow's Sister?


17) If you drove a bus leaving Waterloo with 40 passengers, dropped off 7 and picked
up two at Aldwych, stopped at Holborn for exactly 72 seconds, dropping off 2 more,
then drove on to arrive at Liverpool street some minutes later, what would the driver's
name be?


18) If you take two apples from three apples, what do you have?


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