Ford Verses Adam.

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, the guy tells Ford,

"Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention, the car, changed 
the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven."

So, Henry Ford thinks about it and says, 

"I wanna hang with Adam, the first man." 

So, the guy at the gates points Adam out to Ford.

When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, 

"Hey, aren't you the inventor of the  woman?" 

Adam answers smugly,

"Yes."

"Well," says Ford, "You have some major design  flaws in your invention;

1. there's too much front end protrusion.  
2. it chatters at high speeds.  
3. the rear end wobbles too much.  
4. and the intake is placed too close to the exhaust."


"Hmmm...", says Adam, "hold on."  

So Adam goes to the celestial supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and
waits for the result. The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads 
it. He then explains to Henry Ford; 

"It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, 
more men are riding my invention than yours."