How Dumb Is Your Wife?

A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the
mental abilities of their wives.

The Canadian says;

"You know my wife must be the most stupid woman in the world.  She went 
to a supermarket sale and bought $900 worth of meat, and we don't even 
have a freezer!"

The Scotsman says; 

"That's nothing!  My wife went out last week and bought a brand new $30,000 
car, and she can't even drive!"

Not to be out done, the Aussie says; 

"My wife is a lot dumber than that!  Last week she left for a two week 
holiday in Paris and I saw her pack 20 condoms!  Hell, she doesn't even 
HAVE a penis!"