A Rabbi and Priest's Accident.

A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one.

Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics
is hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar
and says, 

"So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's nothing 
left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant 
that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of 
our days."

The priest replies, 

"I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God."

The rabbi continues, 

"And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished 
but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to 
drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then he hands the bottle to the priest.

The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to
the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and
hands the bottle back to the priest.

The priest asks, 

"Aren't you having any?"

The rabbi replies, 

"No . . . I think I'll wait for the police."