Slogans To Encourage Condom Usage!

    
1. Cover your stump before you hump
     
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
     
3. Don't be silly, protect your Willie
     
4. When in doubt shroud you spout
     
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
     
6. You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
     
7. If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
     
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
     
9. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
     
10. If you slip between her thighs, condomize
     
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
     
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
     
13. While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis
     
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse
     
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
     
16. Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
     
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
     
18. The right selection, is to protect your erection
     
19. Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
     
20. A crank with armor, will never harm her
     
21. If you really love her, wear a cover
     
22. Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
     
23. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
     
24. If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
     
25. No glove, no love
     
26. If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye
     
27. Even If she's eager, protect her beaver
     
28. No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at climax
     
29. Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the cunt
     
30. Avoid a frown, contain your clown
     
31. Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam
     
32. Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed
     
33. Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink
     
34. The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground
     
35. Cloak the joker before you poke her
     
36. Encase that torch before you paint her porch
     
37. Cape your throbber before you bob her
     
38. After detection sheath your erection
     
39. Before you penetrate hide your magistrate
     
40. Don't surprise her plug your Geyser
     
41. Cover that lumber before you pump her
     
42. Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle
     
43. She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle
     
44. House your noodle then release your strudel
     
45. Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound
     
46. Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey
     
47. Cage that snake then shake and bake
     
48. Cover your peter it will be much neater
     
49. Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore
     
50. It's always funky to cage your monkey
     
51. It won't be funny with a coatless dummy
     
52. It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb
     
53. It's not much money to catch your honey
     
54. Don't be a fool cover your tool
     
55. Hood that match then scratch that thatch
     
56. Stitch that switch then itch her niche
     
57. Wrap that tool to catch the drool
     
58. It ain't no jibe to protect her hive
     
59. Contain that sputum before you use him
     
60. Restrain your log then plow her bog
     
61. Glove your pecker before you check her
     
62. Coat that slimmer before you prime her
     
63. Condomize then womanize
     
64. Cover old pete then grind her meat
     
65. Guard your peter before you meet her
     
66. Check your list before you tryst
     
67. Wrap your bate before you mate
     
68. Can your worm before you squirm
     
69. Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe
     
70. Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard
     
71. Bag the mole then do her hole
     
72. Cuff your carrot before you share it
     
73. Jail your number then call the plumber
     
74. Cover your vein then drive her insane
     
75. Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle
     
76. Protect your dink then fluff her mink
     
77. Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern
     
78. Hide ole harry then take her cherry
     
79. Wrap that spout then bore her out
     
80. Conceal your train don't cause her pain
     
81. Guard your bridge then do her ridge
     
82. Shroud your trout then make her shout
     
83. To make her squat like a turkey, cover your Jerky
     
84. Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers
     
85. Wrap your spout to catch the trout
     
86. Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
     
87. Cover your steamer before you ream her
     
88. Protect that fish then dip it in the dish
     
89. Contain that bass for a swim in her glass
     
90. Be sure to wear it to feed her ferret
     
91. Clothe the boner before you hone her
     
92. Got no protection? Can't use your erection!
     
93. Cork your pump or you don't hump
     
94. No unwrapped stags get between my legs
     
95. Dress that erection to make a deflection
     
96. Contain that shanker before you spank her
     
97. Cap that seeder before you breed her
     
98. Stop the stream before you cream
     
99. Secure that ladder then drain your bladder
     
100. Protect your screw to catch that glue
     
101. Package your meat for a real neat treat
     
102. Holster your gun then shootings more fun
     
103. Canvas that trailer before you nail her
     
104. Garage the tractor then attack her
     
105. Net that grass hopper before you pop her
     
106. Sock that wanger before you bang her
     
107. Pen that rooster, she'll be much looser
     
108. Trim your hardwood then do her real good
     
109. Garnish your oak then give her a poke
     
110. Pouch your associate then go fornicate
     
111. Smother your affiliate before you ejaculate
     
112. Confine your fascinate before it regurgitates
     
113. Catch that goat before it bloats
     
114. Ensnare that barbarian then do her abdomen
     
115. Restrain your hammer then wam bam her
     
116. Prune that stalk then make her squawk
     
117. Wrap that rod then please her bod
     
118. Sheath that knife she ain't your wife
     
119. House that bottle then mash her throttle
     
120. Sash that hash then thrash that gash
     
121. Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle
     
122. Can your knob then throb her swab
     
123. Contain old Doug then clean her rug
     
124. Cover your limb before you swim
     
125. Retain your bailer then impail her
     
126. Rope your dope then make some soap
     
127. Net your salamander then make salad in her
     
128. Cap your flapper then sniff her snapper
     
129. Wrap that Steed then trample her weeds
     
130. Hat that chef then scramble her cleft
     
131. Cover your stone before you bone
     
132. House your hose then curl her toes
     
133. Saddle your penis then straddle her mean ass
     
134. Blanket your twitch then hump that bitch
     
135. Shield your rocks then pond her box
     
136. Cover old sly then do her dry
     
137. Wrap your rail then fill her pail
     
138. Glove your chimney before you come in me
     
139. If your nude tube your dude
     
140. Cloak your hitter then go split her
     
141. Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle
     
142. Can your knob then throb her swab
     
143. Contain old Doug then clean her rug
     
144. Cover your limb before you swim
     
145. Retain your bailer then impail her
     
146. Rope your dope then make some soap
     
147. Net your salamander then make salad in her
     
148. Cap your flapper then sniff her snapper
     
149. Wrap that Steed then trample her weeds
     
150. Hat that chef then scramble her cleft
     
151. Cover your stone before you bone
     
152. House your hose then curl her toes
     
153. Saddle your penis then straddle her mean ass
     
154. Blanket your twitch then hump that bitch
     
155. Shield your rocks then pond her box
     
156. Cover old sly then do her dry
     
157. Wrap your rail then fill her pail
     
158. Glove your chimney before you come in me
     
159. If your nude tube your dude
     
160. Cloak your hitter then go split her
     
161. Wrap your nipper before you dip her
     
162. Can your spam then bam that mam
     
163. Corral your ram then slice her ham
     
164. Sheath your sliver then jab her liver
     
165. Twist your wick then stick that prick
     
166. Cover old Bart then dart her tart
     
167. Shed old spot then do her slot
     
168. Drawer your pip then split her lips
     
169. Contain that leach then mash her peach
     
170. Bag your elm then take the helm
     
171. Constrain your gem to catch the flem
     
172. Catch that head cheese or I won't spread these
     
173. Constrain that agate you ain't no faggot
     
174. Survey your land then plant her stand
     
175. Before you drive her protect that diver
     
176. Sack that slimy smelt then tan her beaver pelt
     
177. Wrap that stiffer then let him sniff her
     
178. Cover you post then slice her roast
     
179. Blanket old juicy then plug old loosey
     
180. Balloon your baboon the moon tune her poon
     
181. Contain that viper before you pipe her
     
182. Wrap your whopper then go bop her

183. No bag, no shag.