Skin Graft.

There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident.
The Woman's face was burned severely. The Doctor told the Husband
that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was so 
thin, so the Husband decided that he would donate some of his own.

However, the only place suitable to the Doctor was from his buttocks.
The Husband requested that no one be told of this, after all
this was a very delicate matter!

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the Woman's
new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever did before!
All her friends and relatives just ranted and raved at her youthful
beauty!

She was alone with her Husband one day and wanted to thank him for
what he  did. She said, 

"Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me!  
There is no way I could ever repay you!!!

He replied, 

"Oh don't worry, Honey, I get plenty thanks enough every time your 
Mother comes over and kisses you on your cheek!!"


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