Eating With The Erratic Shannon

Do you fulfill at least one of the following criteria:

Do you live, work, or not mind getting to:

Do you eat food?

Are you not (extreamly) weird?  Are you sane (well, on the balance of probablilities)?

Do you not hate Shannon?  (This one is important)

If you pass all these, Shannon would like to have either:

with you.

Feel free to email him.  tenbaset at livejournal dot com and talk to him. He would love to do the lunch thing.  Or the dinner thing.  He doesn't get out enough, and doesn't meet enough people.