QUALLUPILLUIT and F/X

By Mara

 

Do you have this rare form of AMNESIA too? Not able to recall your life before "the Pretender"?

But EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY, and according to my family album, which hosts some really lovely (!) once of me, I did have a real life once. Sometimes those GHOSTS OF THE PAST, like my family and friends, even show up on my doorstep! Anyway, I don't want to start chitchatting from the HOMEFRONT, let's go back to the important things in life:
Keeping the Pretender swimming around in the
POOL with all the other TV-shows, preferably UNSINKABLE! And if it does go for a dive, we won't let that happen in SILENCE!

THE WORLD'S CHANGING now and if we don't stop it NIP AND TUCK, there will be soon NOT EVEN A MOUSE left in the Centre!

NBC's BETRAYAL by canceling the show has STOLEN our chances to see, if there will ever be more RISQUÉ BUSINESS for our GIGOLO JAROD and what the producers planned next with threads like MIRAGE and the BLOODLINES! We can't let them get off SCOT FREE for letting us hanging!

Being EXPOSED to the despotism of those who have the KEYS in hand to build or CRASH your hopes can drive you CRAZY, if not OVER THE EDGE.

But the TIES THAT BIND us to this show are more than just BULLETPROOF. We are here TO SERVE AND PROTECT our show. We'll fight for it's SURVIVAL with all our FLESH AND BLOOD TIL DEATH DO US finally PART. Don't forget, THE BETTER PART OF VALOR is not fearing the consequences!

Having our own RULES OF ENGAGEMENT, we will even consider using EXTREME methods to get RANGER JAROD back into the forest to help a poor WILD CHILD or get RED ROCK JAROD back to the desert to kick more "Lyle-butts". Be warned, we'll only stop AT THE HOUR OF OUR DEATHS!

So, what are our possibilities to defend JAROD'S HONOR and stop those ASSASSINS to go after our JERALDO and Co? Well, there are several:

  1. Robbing a BANK - to get them out from UNDER THE REDS!!!
  2. Locking the PTB in THE DRAGON HOUSE with a SPIN DOCTOR - to cure their major MELTDOWN of the brain!!!
  3. Letting them get COLD feed by sending a DICK after their dirty secrets - and blackmail them afterwards!!!
  4. Testing a new AGENT OF YEAR ZERO - which was developed by Jarod in a PAST SIM and will send them on an ANGEL'S FLIGHT!!!
  5. Sending them on a ROAD TRIP - so they can sing the POTATO HEAD BLUES and dance with the CORN MAN!!!
  6. Placing them in a FLYER - with MR. LEE as PILOT!!!
  7. Putting them in jail without PAROLE - so the can start writing "their" PRISON STORY!!!
  8. Letting them experience the SCHOOL DAZE all over again - I mean it is the best part of being young, now isn't it?????????? Hasn't your self-esteem been MURDERED 101 times or more while going to school?
  9. And last, but not least:
    Causing
    COLLATERAL DAMAGE by spreading A VIRUS AMONG THEM and putting them in an INDY SHOW together with BAZOOKA JAROD - waiting to see who's A STAND-UP GUY!!!

Although it may seem so, we are not completely alone. There has been a LIFELINE thrown at us, hopefully from SOMEONE TO TRUST in the matter of bringing the Pretender BACK FROM THE DEATH AGAIN! I'm as CURIOS as JAROD to see how this will work out! Seeing a Pretender-movie ONCE IN A BLUE MOON would at least be a step in the right direction.

But THE PAPER CLOCK is ticking and it's hands show five to twelve! The final COUNTDOWN started! We really have to hurry to save the series from UNHAPPY LANDINGS in TV-Neverland!

Let's HOPE AND PRAY that the decision makers WAKE UP and END the GAME they are playing with us, feeding us JUNK instead of our favorite show. Because the fans may disagree in matters like BABY, LOVE and happy endings for Jarod and Miss Parker, but we do agree that a life without HAZARDS for Jarod and TOY SURPRISES for Miss Parker is missing something!

Okay, my INNER SENSE tells me there is just one thing left to say:

DO-NOT-ERASE the Pretender!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Okay, hope I didn't forget a title!

Sorry, if I misinterpreted some of them!

And by the way, there was no way I could have used the words "Quallupilluit" and "F/X" in a reasonable story (at least I couldn't figure out one!), therefore the title!

Mara (mhfox2000@yahoo.com)