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Giles: Hey, how come I cant be on the bed with the babes? How come I have to sit all the way over here on this dinky chair? Buffy: Not only are vampire's bloodsucking habits extremely foul, their
fashion sense is pathetic! Come on over Anthony. Let's see how many people we can fit on this bed! What's on the ceiling? "Is anybody ever going to open the damn door and let us out!" Cordelia: Why am I here with these losers and the librian? Group: "are we done yet?" The gang's all here! Do I REALLY have to get up and take another picture? Buffy: now, if we got Angel on this bed we could have some *real* fun God! I just hate these small hotel rooms! And why are there always cameras around? Giles: Good grief, they're all just laying on top of eachother...those Americans... Look! There's the hidden camera! Wow, I never noticed all the spitballs up there! Cordelia: Boy, Xander sure is comfortable. Well you'd think for as many roomates... we wouldn't have to share a bed! "God hurry up and take the picture, will you!" said by all. Hey, look at the big guy with the camera. BUffy, think he's a vampire? Better slay him. Hey, stop sleeping. Were just ly'in around for the prom to come! Gee, another picture being taken. Buffy: Boy have I got a mega headache from all the blood rushing to my head! No, really , there aren't all dead , they are just alive with..nothing to smile about? Everybody: Interesting pose,very interesting pose. Willow: This dress is so not me. And Cordelia's over there snuggling up to Xander. This is not one of my better days... Oh, does anyone know when this bus will arrive? or Do you think this would look good for our album cover? For a good time call 555-1234. Call NOW! It's almost sunrise and we need to feed. Hey, look an episode of 7th Heaven is on, oooohhh! Man....those damn burritos... Giles: When will the photo shoot be over? This is ridiculous... I wonder how many spit wads are up there? Don't you guys think four to a bed is a little crowded? "Gee David, glad to see you made it to the set only three hours late this time? What was it this time? Your goldfish died? Hope you remember your lines. Joss wouldn't let us leave until we drop another reel into the can. We need our beauty sleep! Nicholas Brendon: I can't believe that they made this chick lean on me in this picture. I can't stand her! Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's...that fat kid from The Pack, hovering over the football feild, with GOODYEAR written on him... "Do you *mind*? We'd kind of like some privacy..."
Um, Buffy? You've gotten some spinege between your teeth. Angel - "So...you wanna see if I have any more tattoos?" Sarah: Mmmmmmmmm, David took his shirt off. "Hey Angel, are you starting without me?" Buffy: wow you really are tall. Buffy: "Keep looking into his eyes, don't look down, fight the urge" He's looking at my hair? Is my hair okay. Oh god, it's my hair, isn't it? Buffy-GOD! He really needs to eat every century or so! All that abstinence has really taken the pounds off! Angel: Darn, that's the 5th hand you've won. I had no idea you were such a talented poker player You weren't just kidding when you said you only drank blood. Look how skinny you are! Buffy: God, he is gordeous. His eyes...... ewwww!!! look at that big booger in his nose!! Yuck! Anorexic? Moi? You know you have a really big mole back here. Buffy: Oh my gosh he is going to kiss me! He is so cute! Gosh, he has a real nice body! That is sexual harrasment and I don't have to take it! "Wow nice chest!" Buffy. You've got big nose hairs better pluck them and soon! Buffy's thought "Can we just kiss already" Buffy: I knew I should have worn high-heels today! "Hey , uhh, buffy, can i borrow your shirt for a minute...no I mean the one you have on now". Buffy and Angel: Oh wow oh wow oh wow How many times have I told you that you are NOT my little sister? or Of course I'm on stilts! I'm really as tall as Gary Coleman!!!!! "I wonder if she knows I'm gay," says Angel."Did I say that out loud?" So do you think I should spend the $50 on the chest wax or just braid it? =) Boy, you looked a lot more muscular with the jacket on. I wonder if he's wearing any underwear. Buffy: If he hugs me, I'm gonna get vampire blood on my sweater. Angel: "You've got something in your eye. Wait, no, it was just the light." "Wow, Angel...you've been 'Sweating to the Oldies', haven't you?" Now listen verrry carefully, dear. You remember that little piece of cotton with the four holes in it? You know, my tee shirt? Well, I've looked everywhere for it. I remember leaving it in the bathroom.... I hope you didn't use it clean off the school mascot again. You know how difficult it is for me to buy clothes. All the department stores in Sunnyvale close at sunset... And the last time I asked to shop for me, you camr back with that pink thing that you thought would look so good on me.... But you already have a tattoo! Sarah Michelle Gellar: I'm sorry, David, but you're just too tall for me. And your body's too skinny . . . . And your breath smells. Angel: Now my pants are chafin' me... "Um, I really hate to mention this right *now*...but there's a great..big..booger on your face..."
Aren't you glad you used Dial. Don't you wish everyone did? Buffy: "Please, I promise I'll buy you a nice facial and some
industrial strength dental floss if you let me go..."
- Anissa Haddadi Sarah: Okay Mark, what do you think you're gonna do with that hand? Wow, are those Lee Press-Ons? "I hope he doesn't leave a hickey. What would my Mom say?" Buffy: have you ever thought of getting any plastic surgery done?? Buffy: "this is like my last date." Would you mind if I nibble on you ear for a bit? Master: MMMMMMM! Her hair taste good! Is that Herbal Essences I smell? Those fingers BETTER not leave a stain on my dress! I mean it!!! Master: Yummy. the fresh blood of the slayer...can't wait to sink my teeth into her neck... Whaddya mean I should use more moisteuriser? I kill slayers...ask me why. Buffy: God, his breath smells. No! No! I told you I was on drugs! I know that I wasn't a real plastic surgeon... I am so sorry about what happenend to your face! Don't hurt me. "Okay this guy with really long nails and sharp teeth is trying to take this big chunk of flesh out of my neck, Eeww!" Buffy. Morning breath! Yuck...try flossing for once! Buffy: "Where's Angel, he said he'd meet me here at 6:00." Damn he is ugly and freaky. Buffy: Oh if only this was a... different vampire. The master whispers to buffy - "now i am going to make you listen to MMM-BOP BY HANSON repeatedly until you kill yourself" Buffy: I don't wanna die. Hey, buddy! I've got only one word for you: Mouthwash! or Who does your nails? I wanna know who to AVOID. Thats sexuel harrassment. And I don't have to take it. Jeeze! The geezers in this convalescent home are ancient!!! Buffy, are you wearing "Must" by Rosseanne? This guy's gotta get some Breath-Asure, like now! Buffy: God, brush your teeth.... "I did not need to know that. Eww! Don't give me a wet willy!!" "Luke.....I am your father...." Relax. I'm a professional. This won't hurt a bit. Well... maybe alittle..... But just think, after it is all over. Your new doo will be the talk of the town. And I'll have it done in time for next season! Hey... Do I lok like I would lie to you? By the way, I like your dress. If you don't stop breathing on my face, I'm going to pass out! Mark Metcalf: You're the one who sets me free. Master: Do you like scary movies? "Please..*do* something about that terminal case of neck-breath you seem to be carrying around. For the sake of any possible future companions."