Telephage Syllogism                            
Whoa!

What brought you to THIS page? This is one of the internet's many dead ends;  I had a site here that I created in the year 2000 but I thought I would delete since it's just wasting space.  I'm almost 30 now, it's not really embarassing but having a 10 year old site floating around is like posting your English Comp class essays to Usenet.

Yeah, I used to post on Usenet too, that's another story. Oh yeah. The year 1995, a $2000 486 computer running Windows for Workgroups 3.11, Prodigy 26k dial up internet by the hour...

WOO internet nostalgia

I think there could be less cool forms of nostalgia but I'm having  a hard time thinking of any.

If you want to talk to me for some strange reason send an email to burma_shave_x at yahoo dot com

You might be able to find copies of the old site on archive.org but you're not missing much.
Yes, the year 2000, a year truly best described by clunky CRT monitors, circuit boards, and 3D polygon mesh toroids, and 1.44 MB floppy disks:
When computers were gray, monitors were enormous and heavy... when websites were Lynx compatible and you did everything using Tables... When your 100 MB zip disk was awesome because it could hold so many pictures... When university computer labs didn't have logins (except for the VAX terminals), and I was a college sophomore considering a graphic design major