I was in my rental car driving to McDonalds. I was so hungry. I was thinking of Beth for some reason on the way there. I had a feeling she wasn't feeling good about something. There was a serious look on my face as usual. Basically, my laid back self. My personality had many identities. I preferred to live life to the fullest and just watch it happen. My advice to all my fans was to develop a depression about something. I had many reasons behind that advice. I don't believe that someone can have true hapiness throughout their whole life. We learn the best about life from a depression. My friends say I'm a very wise person when it comes to life. They also say I'm weird too, which is very true. I parked the car, got out and walked in my favorite fast food resturant. Immediately, I heard some girl scream and saw her whisper something to another girl. They walked up to me. It looked like another fan.

"Hi!" I said.

The girl started crying hysterically. I was flattered by that. I took her by the hand and gave her a hug which made her cry more.

"Don't cry, sweethart."

I hugged her for a little while longer as her friend looked on and waved at me.

"I love you, Jeff." She said.

"I love you too, honey."

She giggled. I smiled back which made her scream. These Jeff Hardy girls of mine were crazy. I didn't look that good, did I?

"So how are you doing?"

"I'm fine. Where's your fine ass brother?"

"Oh, he's at the gym with his girlfriend."

"He has a girlfriend? What's her name?"

"Amy."

"Cool. Let me see her."

I pulled out my wallet and showed her a picture of Amy.

"Wow, she's beautiful. I love her red hair. So do you have a girlfriend?"

I smiled and looked the other way. I wasn't gonna break her heart by telling her about Beth.

"No, I'm single." I replied.

"Well...are you looking for a girlfriend?"

"Not right now but when I am, I'll let you know. Is that Manic Panic?" I pointed to her hair.

"Yeah, I did it for you."

I got a laugh out of that.

"You are such a cutie pie." I said.

"Jeffrey, do me a favor and call my friend. She really loves you and Matt. This is her cell phone number."

"Alright."

She gave me a sheet of paper and shoved it in my back pocket.

"I'm dead serious, man. Don't forget to call her."

"I won't. What's your name?"

"Angel."

"Well, you are an angel."

"Awwwwwwwwww. You're a sweethart."

She kissed me on the cheek. I gave her a hug and returned the favor. She freaked out.

"Can I have your autograph?" She said as tears fell from her eyes.

"Sure."

She wanted me to sign her breast but I asked her to choose antoher area. So I signed her arm and her shirt.

"Thank you, Jeff. I'll never forget this day. Oh yeah, awesome match at the Royal Rumble, man!"

"Thank you, honey. I'll tell Matt you said that. Take care. Bye."

Angel's friend had to help her to the car because she couldn't stop crying. I loved the fans. They were so cool. I ordered a Big Mac and a Sprite but the cashier wouldn't give it to me unless I signed her hat. So I did that and left. I needed time like this to myself. I loved it. You have to break away from people sometimes to be alone or you can just go straight up crazy. I turned on the car. My Kid Rock CD started playing and then, I was gone. MY cell phone rang. I looked at the Caller ID and it was Beth. I pressed "Talk."

"Hey, baby!" I said.

"Don't you baby me. What the hell are you doing backstage at those damn house shows?"

"What are you talking about?"

"YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!! Lindsey was on the Internet earlier and she was on a website. It said that you have been messing with The Kat! What the hell is that?! Don't lie to me either! I can't believe you would do this to me!"

"I didn't do anything, Beth. Those are just Internet rumors."

"How can I trust you? How can you prove me wrong?! Huh?! You know what?! Don't even answer that question because as far as I'm concerned, we need to see other people for a little while."

The next thing I heard was the dial tone.

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