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So what exactly is a Chauncy? Well, the definition is difficult to explain. It is something you must experience. Everyone knows a Chauncy, they may not know it. The best way to describe a Chauncy is to give several examples of what a Chauncy does. A Chauncy is someone who is so incredibly stubborn that he believes everything an "authority" figure tells him that he warrants a nickname with the name of his college at the front (SCB). A Chauncy is also someone whose very name becomes an insult to the people you associate with. A Chauncy is someone who plays tag along when going out and proceeds to jump around and slap you in the chest while classic rock blasts from the speakers. A Chauncy is someone who wears sunglasses on top of his head to the bar. A Chauncy is someone who has a first name that sounds like a woman's name. A Chauncy is someone who is the equivalent of a rent a cop but thinks he is as important as a SWAT team member. A Chauncy is someone who constantly believes that every woman in the bar is looking solely at him. A Chauncy is someone who is a self-proclaimed best dancer in the Quad-Cities. A Chauncy is someone who runs to the car the minute someone says Timmah and tempers start to flare. A Chauncy is someone who wants to split a $4 gallon of milk four ways. If you need anymore examples of a Chauncy there are three more hanging on a sign by a table that have very unique, yet similar stories. These stories have been combined to define one super-Chauncy, the RSG. A few of the Chauncywires involve the dreaded RSG. Just know that the RSG is the combination of everything that being a Chauncy represents. Any inquiries should be directed to Chauncy Ismyname at the email listed on the home page. |
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