Quotes
		If you are going to shake it ,it's best to shake it like a poliroid.(now everytime i hear that song i think of jon) Thats smiletastic. It's almost like they think were retarded. No one's stealing Twinkies from this congress! Kids love puns. Toothbrushes  tastes like mints. WHAAAAAAAAA?! There are pictures of me on the internet that would disqualify me from working in a post office. Honestly I think this is the first audience i have to walk home. I am mayor of Funnytown for one year. Say it ain't Sosa is the laziest headline you can do! I am not a peice of meat. Fox News can't be the only fake 24 hour news network. I wear tighty whiteys. Dated Dean,married Kerry,finger-banged Kurcinich. Must eat brains(making fun of John Kerry) Come watch Goofy mop up your sick. Wolf Blitzer is not human.
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