Opening: The opening interview was bent Trike and the Giant Killas Busta nut and niggage man. President Showtime came out and announced the tag team tournament.
1st Match: Pdp vs. Jake Johnson. Pdp won the match with a pinfall-spinning DDT.
Tag Team Match I: Crash and Showtime vs. Lund and Derek. Showtime turned on Crsh for the U.S. title.
Tag Team Match II: PdP and Baggage vs. Sexi and Koc. Koc turned on Sexi and Pdp and Baggage win...moving up in the tag team tournament.
Tag Team Match III: Shawny and Captain vs. The Wig and Jake Johnson. Jake Johnson and The Wig win the match, ending it with a touch of Wig.
Tag Team Match IV: Lund and Derek vs. Baggage and Pdp. Lund and Derek walked into the garage and found baggage jizzing on Pdp's face: they forefitted the match. Lund and derek move on to the final match by forefit.
Tag Team Match V-The Final Match Showtime interfears in the match, kicking Derek and Shawny, but Lund and Derek still managed to pull of winning. They won by a fusion to The Wig and a lundigree to Jake Johnson. Lund and Derek won the Tag Team title.
2nd Match: Sexi vs. Koc. Sexi wins the match by giving Koc a sex factor on to a folding chair.
3rd Match (Triple Threat):Showtime vs. Crash vs. Lund for the US title. Wig interfears to hurt Crash. Lund knocks Showtime with the chair, winning the US title.
Backstage... Lund gives Crash the US title to piss off Showtime.
4th Match (Triple Threat): Fatty (who held TV) vs. Captain (who held Irish) vs. Shawny. Captain defends the Irish title and leaves. Shawny wins the TV.