Welcome to The Tavern In The Trees

Updated 06/01/2004

Click here to see the erotic side of Arte, hee hee! (Warning.....contains Artwork that may be unsuitable for Gnomes!)

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ALAS!! It Doth Endeth!  Arte was wandering around Butcherblock one evening when she found a ring.  She put it upon her hand not thinking of the possible consequences.  She took three steps and POOF!  Next thing she knew she was waking up on a boat.  An Orc-looking person was telling her to get up.  He told her that they have arrived at their destination and she was to follow the guy off the boat and into the census office.  Confused, Arte did as she was told.  She noticed that she no longer had her Nature Walker's Scimitar (indeed, she had no weapon at all!) nor the clothes she was accustomed to (gone were her beloved boots!).  She made her way to the census office and was given some papers.  She was then instructed by another person to deliver a package to a guy named "Caius Cosades" in a city called "Balmora".  She asked where in Norrath this place was and only got a confused look. These people have never heard of "Norrath"?  She was told to take the Silt Rider to Balmora, and thus begins her journey....      Confused??? Due to SOE's infinite wisdom of fixing things that aren't broken, they have finally discouraged me from continuing with Everquest.  Arte, however, will live on!  She is now adventuring in a land called Vvardenfell in a world known as Morrowind!  There she discovers that Orcs can actually be good guys, and there are no gnomes or dwarves, but the Vah Shir are there, as well as Iksars! (they are called Khajitt and Argonians there), and the dark elves seem to run around everywhere! In her new world there are no bats, but there are "Racers", and although there are no gnomes, there are quite a number of clockwork things!  Her Goddess, Tunare, is not here (which is fine by Arte, she was getting pretty disenchanted with Tunare anyways), and there's a really bad mambo-jambo named Dagoth Ur who's out to get her, it seems (Arte thinks it was him who created the ring that brought her there...maybe he works for Sony?) Check out Arte's new world! www.morrowind.com I am playing the "Game of the Year" version, which includes Morrowind: The Elder Scrolls III, and the two expansions: Tribunal and Bloodmoon. I enjoyed playing Everquest for the last 3+ years, and I have made quite a few friends over that time.  I will miss that!  Morrowind is a far better game in my opinion on many levels (primarily-it doesn't crash my system cause of the "Improvements"), but the ONE thing it lacks is being online.  Morrowind is a self contained world...of course now I don't have to worry about Kill Stealers, camped NPCs, or having to deal with morons who can't type.  Plus, in Morrowind, I can DO Things I could never do in EQ (but always wanted to, like run around nekkid, hee hee!) Those of you who miss Arte can still visit with her at the Lil Coffeeshop, and who knows..I might just make an Arte Mod for you to download into your Morrowind! (Imagine, ME as your own personal sex slave!) Yes, The Lil Coffeeshop is still going strong!  BTW, I will be adding MUCH More Morrowind Stuff here over the next few weeks...Including screenshots, links, and other fancy stuff!!!!! The Little Coffeshop is located at: http://groups.msn.com/TheLilCoffeeShopontheInternet (for more information on The Lil Coffeeshop, just ask me!  The Lil Coffeeshop is an MSN Group site with an "Adult" rating, so there's a few rules to tend to  before I can let you into the site.  If you're interested, make sure you use an e-mail address you actually use cause I have to send you a confirming e-mail, etc etc. Once I send the confirming e-mail, you have less than 3 days to reply before I deny ya entry, nyah!  Dem's the rules, and I like 'em!)

Know those really kewl Everquest songs I've been telling you all about?  I finally found the guy who sings them AND where you can go to download them! Songs like "If I had a Billion Platinum", and his newest song, "The Horse Song" Click HERE to go to Richie Truxillo's website!

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