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- Cordoba Exhibitions Hall:
Exhibitions of famous artists in Egypt.
- Helicopter Game:
Click here to play.
- Ping Pong:
Ping Pong Reloaded.
- Never trust a friend:
NEVER !!
- Questionaire
Questions
- But having many friends is useful sometimes.
Sometimes
- Wives:
Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
- Girls = Evil:
Mathematic Proof.
- Boys or Girls, who drives better:
Try this before getting your car driving license
- A mathematical problem:
Can you solve it !?
- So cool gum advertisement:
Gum Ad.
- Cool Clock:
See time, the cool way.
- Arabic Singers:
Then, and now.
- Colors:
Colors (US-E), Colours (UK-E).
- Projects:
How are they done.
- Passwords:
The mystery of passwods.
- Taffic Signs:
You have to study this, before you get you car license.
- Windows RG:
Really Good Edition.
- Unit Conv:
Units Conversion Calculator.
- Different Time Zones Coversions:
Click Here,
Standard, and
Daylight Saving.
- How to tie a tie:
Tie Guide
- Funny Animals:
Picture 1, Picture 2,
Picture 3, Picture 4,
Picture 5, Picture 6,
Picture 7,
- Sleep tight, and have a silent night:
Sleep 1, Sleep 2,
Sleep 3, Sleep 4,
Sleep 5, Sleep 6.
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| Jokes and Stories |
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Programmers Poetry
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If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is
interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
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If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your Window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!!
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When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your
ROM. Quick, turn off the computer
and be sure to tell your Mom!
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If the label on the cable on the table at your house says
the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol that's
repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
- The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.
The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover:
"Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is Dangerous to your health!"
The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors.
- You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop,
and you see three people waiting for the bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect man (or woman) you have been dreaming about. Which one
would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?
Think before you continue reading...
This is a moral / ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.
You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first;
or you could take the old friend because she once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay her back. However,
you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again. The candidate who was hired (out of 200
applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer.
He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend and let her take the lady to the hospital.
I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the man/woman of my dreams."
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."
- Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses
and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe
Tihs raelly wroks.
Bset Regadrs
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