Quotes

"If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country."
--E. M. Forster

"Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families."  --Anonymous

"Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget."
--G. Randolf

"Boys are bad... they should come with a surgeon general's warning or something."
--Dara

"I thought I had mono for an entire year.  Turned out I was just really bored."
--Wayne's World

"I want a moustache damnit!  I wanna look like Burt Reynolds."
--Gummo

"To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around.  That way if someone says, 'Hey, can you give me a hand?'  You can say, 'Sorry, got these sacks."


"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."

Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset?  And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet.  And also, you're drunk."

"English!  Who needs it?  I'm never going to England."

"This sucks more than anything that's ever sucked before."
--Beavis and Butthead


"Alcohol doesn't solve problems, but then again, neither does milk."

"A life is like a book,  a book is like a box.  A box has six sides. Inside and outside. So, how do you get to what's inside?  How do you get what's inside out?  Once upon a time there was a girl who lived in a beautiful box and everybody loved her."  --Gia

"I think it's the use of glue sniffing, mixed with death metal, and sex with retarded prostitutes.  You put those things in a film, and you really can't get any better than that."  --Marilyn Manson on Gummo

"Can you ever really forgive, if you can't forget?"  --Sex in the City

"I'm from Argentina and I have crazy glue."  --Vanessa

"Trouble, Trouble, Trouble, Trouble"  --Bethany