Dear Diary:

Monday:

Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said, "Beat 12 eggs separately".   The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

Tuesday:

Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe   said, "Serve without dressing." So I didn't   dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend  home for supper.

Wednesday:

A good day for rice. Recipe said, "Wash thoroughly before steaming the rice." It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any.

Thursday:

Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a   new recipe. It said, "Prepare ingredients,   then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before   serving." Which is what led up to Bob asking me why there was lettuce in our bed that night.

Friday:

I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said,   "Put all ingredients in bowl and beat it."   There must have been something wrong with this   recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

Saturday:

Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday.   ( oh boy) For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.

Sunday:

Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

Good night, Dear Diary. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with "Chocolate Moose."