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Whatever you do, don't look away! Because the moment you
do, something fascinating and exciting will happen!
Don't even blink!
Don't even look away to read this text!
What are you doing?
You're looking away!
Something exciting just happened, you know. And you missed
it.
Now you've missed it again.
And again.
Look. Quit reading and get back to looking at the camera,
okay?
You're still looking down here. Why are you still looking
down here?
Idiot! You keep missing it!
Just running the joke into the ground. Nothing to see
here.