Yo, Snorty McYak here. |
Sup? My name is Snorty and I live at The Mandafesto. Lately I've been soul searching and have finally found a place to call my own. Here I can express my thoughts, strut my stuff, and live happily in my own filth. |
The Hizee on me: |
I am indeed male. IYou can't tell from the pic, but believe me. VERY MALE. |
My favorite food is grass, but I also enjoy a steak every now and then. |
I am single and looking for someone who likes to "graze" if you know what I mean. |
My butt looks really huge in this picture. Ugh. |
I have no middle name but the last name is Irish. |
Note to all humans: |
Don't ask me to do stupid pet tricks, such as "making yak sounds" or "impaling my little brother in the ass with your horns." I will, however, link to your site or give a yak-out to your mom. So ask. |
My Peeps: |
Turn-ons: |
Turn-offs: |
- nice hooves - dumps like a truck - Manda (*ed. note: aww, thanks, Snorty!) - long trots on the beach |
- your mom - short horns - Texas - bad yak breath |
Click on this neato self-portrait I drew to email me and get the wisdom of the yak. |
SNORTY'S PHOTO GALLERY |
Snorty's little sister, Snortella. She currently resides in Texas. |
Snorty as a baby. Come on now, it's aderber. |
Snorty's 21st birthday party. He claims he doesn't know the woman up on his ass. |
Cousin Yakko |
My ex, Yakelda |
Tragedy has struck the quiet world of Snorty. Click here to see an article straight from a respected Milwaukee press source...and cry with me. |
HELP SAVE SNORTY...STOP THE MADNESS! |