YAK MEAT SUGGESTED ALTERNATIVE TO BEEF...YAKS NATIONWIDE FLEE IN FEAR
A personal note from yours truly, Snorty:
How do you deal with it, Porky?
One day at a time, Snorty.  One day at a time.
While millions of yaks are finding refuge in foreign nations, this yak is not going to stand silently in the night.  I refuse to be ground into meat for the drooling, slovenly masses!  I refuse to become a mere "substitute" for the luscious, juicy bovine.  Do your part to crush this radical movement - eat beef in your home and place of business.  JUST SAY NO!