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Hey Manda--

I have a gigantic problem. I've been with my boyfriend for a long time now and I know I love him very much.

Problem is, sometimes I have a bit too much of the brewsky and find myself in rather "compromising situations," such as kissing a stranger or laughing uncontrollably.

While the laughing isn't too big a problem, I fear that my boyfriend will taste the saliva of another man on my tongue and banish me, BANISH ME I SAY!

What should I do, o knower of all?

Yours in guilt,

Inez Infidelity

Dear Inez Infedelity--

First of all, the fact that you know you love your long-term boyfriend and don't seem to pursue cheating on him except when drunk is a good sign.

Maybe you should consider the occasion (and I am ASSUMING it is only one) that this happened. Were you at a party? A box social? A place where gentleman are interested in courting the ladies? I think it is not your fault, but rather the fault of putting yourself in such a vulernable situation.

Next time, if you're going to get shitty, make sure you have a "DB" (Designated Buddy) to watch your back and make sure the guys are far away.

As for the laugher, just make sure you don't hurt yourself. I once knew a guy who laughed himself off a roof while tipsy, RIP Jimmy.

In closing, don't worry too much, your boyfriend will most likely never find out, and you can put this little glitch in its proper place, the past.

Good luck,

Manda