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![[Hearts Of Twilights]](heartsoftwilight.jpg) |
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HEARTS OF
TWILIGHT |
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Written By
Paul Rugg |
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(Fade in: Shots
of the WB lot) |
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| Singer: |
This
is the beginning, |
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The
beginning of our story. |
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The
beginning, |
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The
beginning, |
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The
beginning... |
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(Cut
to: Plotzi's room. Plotzi is pacing around the room, and
consulting with two of his staff) |
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| Mr.
Plotz: |
That
maniac director is millions over-budget! I thought I told
you two to stop him! |
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| Executive
1: |
We
tried everything, TP... but he locked us out of the
soundstage. |
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| Executive
2: |
We
ever sent over five of our best accountants to pull the
plug, but... they never came back. |
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| Exec
1: |
(Leans
in) Isn't
that scaaa-ry?! |
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| Mr.
Plotz: |
Get
out of my bubble!! (Goes towards the window) We need someone who's brave,
daring... and stupid enough to go on this mission.
Gentlemen... we need... The Warner Brothers! (Opens the Venetian
blinds, to reveal the water tower through the window) |
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(Yakko,
Wakko and Dot appear behind the executives) |
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| Yakko: |
You
rang? |
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1 &
Exec
2: |
Argh!
(They jump
and land, head first, in the ceiling) |
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| Dot: |
They
really should switch to de-caf. |
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(Fade
into shots of Plotzi explaining the mission to the
Warners) |
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| Yakko
(VO): |
That's
how it began... We listened intently as they explained
our mission. (The
Warners are completely disinterested. Dot is reading a
book, Yakko is playing with his paddleball, and Wakko is
spinning around in his chair) We had all been selected
for our unique abilities. That's Dot. (Cut to Dot blowing
kisses at the camera) Her specialty: Cuteness. |
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| Dot: |
Mwah!
Mwah! |
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| Yakko
(VO): |
...That's
Wakko. His specialty: The mallet. |
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(Wakko
takes out a walnut and puts it on the table. He brings
out a giant mallet and smashes it... then he eats the
mallet.) |
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| Yakko
(VO): |
That's
me. (Picture
of Yakko still playing with the paddleball) My specialty? (Brings out another
paddleball)
Two paddleballs at once! |
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(Cut
back to Plotzi) |
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| Mr.
Plotz: |
Your
job, Warners, is to get from this office, here... (Indicates on the map) to soundstage 64, here... (Indicates on the map
again) and
stop that director! Any questions? |
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(The
Warners all excitedly raise their hands) |
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| Yakko/Wakko?Dot: |
Ah!
Ah! Ah!/Aaaaaah!/Oh! Oh! Oh! |
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| Dot: |
Do
you think I'd look cute as a blonde? |
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| Wakko: |
Why
do cats purr? |
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| Yakko: |
Who's
chubbier, Perry Mason or Scotty on Star Trek? |
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(Plotzi
and the executives groan) |
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(Cut
to: The Warners in one of those studio tour cars.) |
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| Mr.
Plotz: |
(Salutes) Good luck, Warners. |
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| Yakko: |
Thank
you, sir. All right, Wakko! Let's roll! |
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(Wakko
puts on his racing goggles, and slams his foot down on
the accelerator. They reverse quickly... right over Mr.
Plotz) |
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| Mr.
Plotz: |
Oof! |
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| Wakko: |
Oops.
Sorry! (Chuckles) |
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(Cut
to a picture of the map, which shows the direction in
which the Warners are travelling) |
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| Yakko
(VO): |
We
began our journey to soundstage 64. Wakko drove... (The arrow on the map
shows Wakko driving in all sorts of directions) A@@h, then I decided to
drive. (The
arrow starts moving in a straight line, as Yakko has
taken control) |
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(Shots
of the Warners driving through the lot. Wakko is stood on
top of the car, waving his arms from side-to-side) |
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| Singer: |
This
is the middle, |
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The
middle of our story. |
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The
middle. |
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| Yakko
(VO): |
We
pushed our way right into the very heart of the studio. (The
car crashes into a giant heart. They reverse and drive
onwards again) The sights we saw... (There is a sign on one
of the buildings which reads, "Studio tour exit. Do
not enter." Another studio tour car exits the
building, on fire with people screaming inside. The
Warners, of course, drive straight into the 'no entry'
building.) |
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(Inside,
there is a mechanical gorilla, which shakes a bus in one
hand and a woman in the other. The Warners drive past it.
Next, there is an attraction called, "Earthkwake,"
which essentially, is just a big metal claw shaking the
tour car. Again, the people inside are screaming. Then,
the Warners drive past a wild west show, in which people
are throwing each other out of windows.) |
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| Yakko
(VO): |
The
senseless violence... |
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(They
drive out of "Universe Studios," where there is
a sign with "Studio Tour: $27.50" written on it.
People are screaming even louder at this, than any of the
rides. <g>) |
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| Yakko
(VO): |
The
horror... The horror! |
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(Fade
in: Studio 64. A run-down soundstage, which looks as
though it has been left undisturbed for years.) |
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| Yakko
(VO): |
Finally,
our journey was over... There it was: Soundstage 64. |
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(The
Warners sneak towards the building) |
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| Yakko: |
Careful, sibs.
There could be a trap around here... |
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(They fall
straight into a trap.) |
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| Dot: |
(From inside
the hole)
Thank you, Amazing Kresken. |
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| Yakko (VO): |
We had been
captured by the missing accountants... now disciples of
the Director. |
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(The Warners
are trapped inside a cage made of bamboo. The accountants
are dancing around them, chanting.) |
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| Accountants: |
Freunlaven,
freunlaven, freunlaven, freunlaven! |
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| Mr. Crazy
Person: |
Stop with the
chanting! |
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| Yakko: |
Bravo! |
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| Dot: |
Encore! |
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| Wakko: |
Faboo! |
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| Yakko: |
Did you
choreograph that? You should be very proud! |
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| Mr. Crazy
Person: |
Who are you that
have come here, man? |
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| Yakko: |
We're here to stop
the Director from making his movie. |
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| Mr. Crazy
Person: |
(Chuckles
insanely)
Stop him, man? Whoa! Wrong! Wrong! You know what he is,
man? He's the thinker, the tinker, the plotter, the
GENIUS, man! What in France, they don't know? He's king
there, man! Comedy's his crown! He rules with... funny
words... Funny words, like "freunlaven"! |
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| Yakko/Wakko/Dot: |
Argh! |
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| Mr. Crazy
Person: |
He doesn't have
his ending, man... and you're gonna stay in there till he
finds his ending! |
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| Dot: |
(To her
brothers)
Lemme handle this... (Goes over to Mr. Crazy Person) Oh, Mr. Crazy Person... (Puts on on a girlie
voice and flutters her eyelashes) all we wanna do is give the
Director a big, smooshy kiss, and say, "hi!" (Starts licking a
lollipop) |
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| Mr. Crazy
Person: |
Whoa... you're
cute, man. You've got this whole, cute, "don't make
me stay in here." thing happening, man. |
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| Dot: |
(Holding a
mouse and looking at him pleadingly) Pwease let us out of the
cagey-wagey? |
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| Mr. Crazy
Person: |
You're working
your weirdness on me, man. Your cute... weirdness!! (Pulls on his face, and
resigns himself) Okay... I'll let you out... |
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| Dot: |
Some girls got it,
some girls don't! |
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| Mr. Crazy
Person: |
But, first you
gotta say the secret password, man... Nobody sees the
Director unless they KNOW the password! |
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| Accountants: |
Freunlaven,
freunlaven, freunlaven, freunlaven! |
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| Yakko: |
Would it be...
"freunlaven"? |
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| Mr. Crazy
Person: |
Whoa... They have
spoken freunlaven! Go in we should let them. |
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(The Warners
begin walking to the soundstage door) |
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| Accountants: |
Freunlaven,
freunlaven, freunlaven, freunlaven! |
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| Dot: |
How'd ya' know? |
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| Yakko: |
It just came to me. |
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| Accountants: |
Freunlaven,
freunlaven... |
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(Wakko puts
his head around the door to see if the coast is clear. He
sneaks in. Yakko and Dot appear by the door... Yakko is
playing with the paddleballs again.) |
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| Dot: |
What are ya' gonna
do with those? |
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| Yakko: |
Nothin'. It's just
fun! |
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| Wakko: |
(Appears next
to them again) I see him. C'mon! |
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(They creep
into the room, they walk behind some boxes. When they
emerge, they now have Roman costumes on. They continue on,
walk behind some props, and have another costume change,
so that they are now in ballet costumes. They dance
onwards, and disappear behind some more boxes. When they
peer out from behind the boxes, they are dressed normally.) |
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| Clapper
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"The Wretched
Clown," the ending scene. Take 6437. |
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| Mr.
Director: |
Action... I saw a
snail slithering across a rail-road track... |
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(The Warners
look at the camera with blank looks) |
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| Mr.
Director: |
Ooey-gooey was his
name... Ptui! Ptui! Ooh! I ate a bug! Cut, cut! A bug I
ate, with little wings! Ptui! Ptui! Ptui! Bleugh! (Spits the fly out, and
it flies away) Everybody take five, I need to be alone. (People are still
hanging around) Get out of here! Now! (The crew disappear) ...I've gotta postulate a
new ending. Ending... ending... (Sits down, and a few of
the buttons on his jacket fly off. He puts a doughnut in
his mouth) |
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| Yakko: |
Hi there! |
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| Mr.
Director: |
Hoyl! (Spits out the doughnut)
Don't with
the scaring, it's not a good thing! |
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| Wakko: |
(Points to the
doughnut which has landed on the floor) Are you gonna eat that? |
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(Yakko nudges
him) |
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| Mr.
Director: |
Who are you? I
want answers. |
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| Yakko & Wakko: |
We're the Warner
Brothers! |
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| Dot: |
And the Warner
Sister! |
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| Mr.
Director: |
I don't know how
you got in here, but heads will roll for this
infringement. This... I promise. |
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| Yakko/Wakko/Dot: |
(To camera) Hmmm |
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| Mr.
Director: |
Look, kids... I
don't sign autographs. It cheapens me, the artist; and
you, the... whatever-you-are. Now, scoot. (Turns to leave, and the
Warners have appeared in front of him) Hoyl! How'd you! With the
going... You were there (Points to where the Warners were
previously, and they are there again), but here now (Turns back, and again,
the Warners have appeared). You are... for me
to see! How'd you do...? |
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| Yakko: |
You understand any
of that? |
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| Wakko: |
I think he said...
"Hoyl! How'd you! With the going... You were there,
but here now! You are... for me to see! How'd you do...?" |
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| Yakko: |
Thanks for
clearing that up. |
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| Mr.
Director: |
Look, kids. From
the bottom of my heart, I say this to you now... LEAVE
ALREADY! (Walks
in the other direction, and again, the Warners block his
way) Hoo!
Again with the popping and scaring! Why won't you go and
leave?! |
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| Yakko: |
I'm afraid the C.E.O,
Mr. Plotz. sent us. We have to stop your movie. |
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| Mr.
Director: |
The move - the
thing on film?! The move - I can't. No! It's not finished.
I don't have an ending! I won't let you! |
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(The Warners
approach. Wakko is carrying his mallet, Yakko carries the
paddleballs and Dot carries the mouse) |
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| Dot: |
Don't make us use
these... |
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| Mr.
Director: |
Freunlaven,
freunlaven! You kid'll never stop me... not until I have
my ending! |
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| Yakko: |
It's over. |
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| Mr.
Director: |
It's not. |
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(The
accountants throw spears, trapping the Warners in a
circle) |
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| Yakko: |
Okay, so, it's not
over... but I might just have an ending for your movie... |
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| Mr.
Director: |
Oh, an ending?
That a people... a person like me could have? To do? Oh,
what is it, nice boy with no eyebrows? |
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(Yakko wiggles
his eyebrows in the way only he can) |
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(Cut to: Mr.
Director in the centre of the stage) |
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| Mr.
Director: |
Okay, I'm ready
for my ending! |
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| Dot: |
You want it? |
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| Mr.
Director: |
Ooh, yeah! |
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| Yakko: |
You really want it? |
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| Mr.
Director: |
Yeah. Give!
Freunlaven! |
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| Yakko: |
(Through
bullhorn)
Aaaand action! |
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(Wakko pulls a
lever and a giant mallet falls on the Director) |
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| Mr.
Director: |
(Strained) That's an ending? |
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| Cameraman: |
The microphone was
in the shot... |
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| Yakko: |
(Through
bullhorn)
Okay, everybody, let's do it again! |
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| Mr.
Director: |
Ooh, I don't want
that! |
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| Yakko: |
Aaaand action! |
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(Mr. Director
gets hits again) |
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| Mr.
Director: |
The hurting... the
hurting... Cut, print, that's a wrap... |
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| Yakko: |
(Playing with
the paddleball) Let's... go home. |
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| Singer: |
That's the ending, |
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The ending of our
story., |
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The ending, |
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That's the ending, |
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The ending of our
- oof! (The
Warners run him over with the car) |
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(They peer
over the car, and look at the singer, who continues to
sing, despite being flattened) |
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That's the ending, |
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The ending, |
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The ending, |
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The ending. |
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(A la "See
no evil, hear no evil...": Wakko puts a hand to his
ear, Dot covers her mouth, and Yakko just shrugs) |
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(Fade out) |
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The End |
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| Yakko: |
Rob
Paulsen |
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| Wakko: |
Jess
Harnell |
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| Singer: |
Jess
Harnell |
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| Executive
1: |
Jess
Harnell |
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| Dot: |
Tress
MacNeille |
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| Mr. Crazy
Person: |
Jeff
Bennett |
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| Mr.
Director: |
Paul Rugg |
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| Executive
2: |
Paul Rugg |
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