My fellow Americans,
I shall be brief. My goal may seem simple, as it can be summed up in only one word, but it is extremely complicated: Peace. I am sure that is what everyone wants, peace on Earth, goodwill toward men. But today I ask for peace toward all creatures. Cats, dogs, birds, fish, kangaroos, everyone. My goal is to tear down the walls that divide humans and all other animals, to unite us.
How might we do this, you ask? By making animal cruelty laws more severe, by funding shelters so they can be no-kill, by treating us like the intelligent creatures we are. We have feelings too, yet our voices go unheard.
I will be blunt: we will not see a feline president in my time, or ever. But that will not stop us from spreading our message.
Support Goldie and I, support the Feline Party, support peace for all creatures!

Thank you, and peaceful purrs to all.



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