Here are a few of my favorite Jokes and Tag lines!

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

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On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"

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H lp! S m b d st l ll th v w ls fr m m k yb rd!

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Lottory: A tax on people who don't understand statistics.

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"Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?"

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Keyboard not connected, press F13 to continue.

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Don't play stupid with me! I'm better at it.

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I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?

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My girlfriend said I never listen to her, or something...

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Oh Lord, give me patience. But give me RIGHT NOW!

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I'm the person your mother warned you about...

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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

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I've seen better conversations in alphabet soup.