All My Children

This will be where I will introduce my children, their parents, and my marriages.

Kristen and I - Thanks to the high school rumor mill I one day found myself pregnant, with no father in sight. My then boyfriend refused to claim the baby, which I soon found out was twins. My friend Kristen stepped forward and claimed them as her own. Although Kristen and I never officially got together, she has been a great father to the twins, Ming-Na and Ching-Fa.

Sam and I - My friend Sam and I somehow ended up married. But one day we got in a huge fight and divorced, he took the kids and the house. I got the money and jewelry. Haven't heard from them in awhile.

Grant and I - By far one of the best husbands I have ever had. Ulysses S. Grant and I got together my Junior year of high school. We have two children, a son and a daughter. Our daughter, Scarlett is a wonderful sight to behold. Grant and I have a cinderblock house on Gay Ave that is rainbow colored. We have the white pickett fence and a weiner dog named Brutus who is very very gay.

RJ and I - RJ and I have been together since 8th grade. We have 11 natural children and 1 adopted child. We've gone through 11 repossesions and a few cheating bouts, but we are still strong as ever.