*goes up the stage* Yay! It’s time for thanking all the nice people who have helped me build this site! ^_^ And, for doing such a special and memorable thing, I invite no one else but Gary Oak to come up this stage and do the honors!
Gary: *goes up the stage, against his will* Do I really have to?
Hell yeah! You’re my personal puppet and you’ll do everything I say!
Gary: Yeah, right…
*points her cardcaptor staff at Gary* What did you say?
Gary: Um… I said you’re right! ^_^;
Much better…Now go on, and read my little Thank You list!
Gary: Ok...*gets Ruby-chan’s 15 foot long Thank You list*…little list, huh?
Well, there are a lot of people I need to thank to, and I just couldn’t let anyone out!!
Gary: Why don’t you just thank a few of them and then say something like “ special thanks also go to a lot more people. They’re too many to list, but you know who you are!”?
Hmm… yeah, I guess I could do that... *squeezes Gary’s cheek* Aren’t you a smart boy?^^
Gary: Heh…I figured someone here HAD to be… *smirks*
Hmm? *gets her staff again* What do you mean?
Gary: Er… I mean… someone other than you…^^;;
I see…ok, start thanking, now!
Gary: Ok…*begins to read the list* The webmistress would like to thank…
What? Webmistress? I have a name, you know!!
Gary: But it’s written right here, “the webmistress…”
Gary…*glares at him*
Gary: Ok, fine… Cathy would like to thank…
GARY!!!!!!!
Gary: What? Your name is Cathy, isn’t it?
GARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gary: Gary is my name, not yours!
GARY OAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gary: Nope, mine too!
You have to call me Ruby-chan, not Cathy!!!!!!!!!!!!! *spits fire from her mouth*
Gary: Geez, ok, miss sensitive… “Ruby-chan would like to thank Mr. Satoshi Tajiri for creating Pokemon and this handsome, smart, hot, talented, cool and perfect character known as Ookido Shigeru/Gary Oak, who is the love of her life and this site’s star…”
Wait, wait, wait, wait!!!! I didn’t write all that!! I did thank Mr. Tajiri, but the rest…
Gary: I know, I came up with it.
You did WHAT????? *gets her staff again*
Gary: Well, I figured that, since I’m making a fool of myself standing here and reading all this cra…I mean, stuff, I would at least….*is hit by Ruby-chan’s staff* OUCH!!!
Now you be a nice boy and read only what’s written in there, ok?????????
Gary: Like, do I have a choice…? *rubs head*
Nope. ^_^
Gary: I know, I was being sarcastic…and my head is hurting, you know…-_-;;
Aww…poor Geru-kun…*glomps him* Here, let me kiss your booboo… ^_^
Site visitors: Aww…
Gary: Geru-kun… booboo… this is so embarrassing… *blushes*
Geru-kun, you look so kawaii when you blush… ^_^
Gary: Not only when I blush, I’m always kawaii!
Heh… back to your self-conceited old self… Ok, go back to the Thank You list!
Gary: But my head still hurts…
And it will hurt more if you don’t get back to that list right now!!
Gary: Aren’t you gonna kiss it and make it fell better?
No way!!!! And go back to that list right now, otherwise my staff will kiss your head!!!!
Gary: Girls…first they hate you, then they love you, and then they hate you again…
Gary…LIST!!!! >.<;;
Gary: Ok, ok!! *starts reading the list again* “Ruby-chan would also like to thank Nintendo and Game Freak for making Tajiri-sama’s dream come true…” For making Tajiri-sama’s dream come true??? This isn’t the Oscar awards, you know…-_-;;
I know, but I felt like saying it!
Gary: Correction: you felt like writing it and letting *me* say it…-_-;
Gary…
Gary: What?
KEEP READING!!!!!!!!!
Gary: Fine… “Ruby-chan couldn’t forget about her nice friends that have also helped her with Star Pride, therefore she’d like to take a moment to thank all of them…” This is gonna be looooooooong…
*shows Gary her staff once again*
Gary: …but that’s what I’m here for, because I have no life and only serve as her personal puppet…^^;; So here it goes… “Thanks to Debbie for annoying the hell outta Ruby-chan by telling her that she should work on a Gary website…” She really did that?
Yeah… She was like “Get your hands on that computer and do something useful with all those Yahoo accounts you have!!!” That little pest…
Gary: I see… Debbie, you’re the best! *waves*
Why? ‘Cause she convinced me to make a shrine to you?
Gary: No, ‘cause she annoyed the hell outta you! That must’ve been hella fun…*is hit by Ruby’s staff* OUCH!!!!!
KEEP READING!!!!!!!!
Gary: Fine…*rubs head* “…and also for making her that really useful “HTML For Dummies” and teaching the HTML basics…” You didn’t know how to use HTML code?
No… I was a dummy^^;;;
Gary: Pff… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *rolls on the floor laughing* You really were a dummy, cuz everyone knows how to use HTML code… *is hit by the Shikon no Tama* OWWWW!!! What the hell…? Why did you throw this stone at me? What happened to your staff?
Staff is still here, but I wanted to try something different this time. ^_^ And by the way, the “stone” is the Shikon no Tama!!!!!!!
Gary: Shikon no what? *looks puzzled*
Shikon no Tama!!!!!! It’s a really powerful jewel from Inuyasha, you baka!!!!
Gary: I’m a pokemon character, not Inuyasha!!!!! How the hell was I supposed to know what this Shipon no Kana is??????????
IT’S SHIKON NO TAMA!!!!!!!!! AND AREN’T YOU THE ALL MIGHTY GARY OAK THAT KNOWS EVERYTHING??? YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT TOO!!!
Gary: But how?????? There’s no Kishon no Mata in the Pokemon world!!!!!
IT’S SHIKON NO TAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that’s your problem, not mine!!!
Gary: …guess I should go back to the list now, right?
You learn fast, don’t you? ^_^
Gary: Yeah… “Thanks to Zero for …” Wait, wait… Zero? Your friend is a number?
KEEP READING!!!!
Gary: “…for making Star Pride’s banners and also for not complaining when Ruby gets on her annoying mode…” How the heck can anyone NOT complain when you get on annoying mode?
I don’t know, he’s weird!
Gary: And by the way, your friend is a number, so it’s not “he”, it’s “it”.
He’s not a number!!!! That’s just his nickname!!!!
Gary: Then it’s a number.
Sure… then just ‘cause my nickname is Ruby, it makes me a precious red stone??????????
Gary: You’re pretty red right now…but I guess it’s from anger…
How did you know…?-_-;
Gary: I don’t know, maybe I asked YOUR IMAGINARY NUMBER FRIEND!!!
HE’S NOT AN IMAGINARY FRIEND!!!! And even if he was, so what?? I talk to YOU, even though you’re just an anime character!!!!!!!
Gary: That’s because you’re crazy!
I AM NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!
Gary: Sure you’re not… you’re just… mentally disturbed… XD
Tracey(dressed up as Sailor Moon): *slams the door open* I WON!!!!!!! I WON!!!!!! I WON!!!!!
Gary: Eh? What the hell…
Tracey: I HEARD IT!!! YOU CALLED MY NAME, YOU CALLED MY NAME!!!! I WOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!
Gary: When did I ever call your name?
Tracey: You called out “Mentally Disturbed”!!! And that’s me!!!!!!! I won, I won, I won!!!!!
Well, he sure is mentally disturbed….
Gary: And what the hell do you think you have won? A free ride with no return to the Mentally Disturbed land?
Tracey: No, I won the OSCAR!
Gary: *whispers to Ruby* I told you the “thank Nintendo and Game Freak for making Tajiri-sama’s dream come true” thingie sounded like the Oscar awards…
Ash (dressed as Sakura): Aha!!!! So there you are!!!! Brock, Misty, the crazy dude is here!!!!!
Tracey: I’m not crazy!!!!! I’m Napoleon and I’m here ‘cause I got the Oscar for “Best Leading Actress” in “Star Wars Episode 2”!!
Brock (dressed as Queen Berill): Stop right there, Napoleon! I’m the queen of England and, in the name of the Big Ben, I shall punish you!
Tracey: You’re not the Queen of England, you’re Berill! And YOU STOLE MY MOTTO!!!
Brock: Uh? Berill? *looks at himself* Oh, yeah! Sorry, wrong queen…^^;;
Tracey: That’s it!!! Cosmic Moon Power, Make Up!!!!!!!!!!!
Um… You’re already dressed as Sailor Moon, Tracey…^^;;;
Tracey: Uh? *looks at himself* Ah, crap…
Ash: Hey, Misty!!! Would you mind getting here fast?? We could use some help here!!!!
Misty: *hiding behind the door* I c-can’t…I’m…too scared…
Ash: Scared of what?
Misty: Of…m-myself…
Ash: Oh, I see… so you finally looked at yourself in a mirror, huh?
Misty: *dashes at Ash holding her mallet and dressed as Spider-man* YOU TAKE IT BACK!!!!
Tracey: *in a girly voice* Aaaaaahhh!!! It’s an ugly, disgusting and mean spider!!!!!! Kill it, kill it!!!!!!
Misty: GAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! SPIDER!!!!!!!!! WHERE, WHERE????
Gary: Um… you’re the spider…
Misty: Uh? *looks at herself* GAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! THAT’S RIGHT!!!!! I’M THE SPIDER!!!! KILL ME, KILL ME!!!!
Tracey: Don’t worry! Sailor Chibi-Chibi is here to help!!!!!!!
Chibi-Chibi? I thought you were Sailor Moon…
Tracey: Yeah, but Chibi-Chibi is cooler!!!
Chibi-Chibi only says, like, “Chibi-Chibi, Chibi-Chibi, Chibi-Chibi…”-_-;
Tracey: So? Sailor Moon only says, like, “Darien, Darien, Darien, Darien…”
That’s Serena, not Sailor Moon…-_-;;
Gary: Aren’t they, like, THE SAME THING???
No, there’s Sailor Moon and there’s Serena: Sailor Moon is the annoying one, while Serena is the REALLY ANNOYING ONE! All she ever does is eat, call Darien, sleep, call Darien, eat, call Darien, sleep, call Darien…
Misty: WOULD YOU MIND??? IT’S NOT DARIEN, IT’S MAMORU!!! AND IT’S NOT SERENA, IT’S USAGI!!!!!!!
Gary: Eh? What’s wrong with Serena and Darien?
Misty: They’re dubbed names!!!!! They suck!!!!!!!!!
Gary: Oh, yeah… Misty hates dubbed names…
Misty: *hits Gary with her mallet* IT’S KASUMI, NOT MISTY!!!!
Gary: Ouch… *rubs head* What the hell is wrong with these girls? I’ve been hit by staffs, mallets, Jigon no Ganas…
*hits Gary with her staff* IT’S SHIKON NO TAMA!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah, and Mis…er, I mean, Kasumi…
Misty: Yeah?
*releases her Pidgeot from its pokeball* Here’s a little thing to remind you that I’m the only one who can hit Gary with things!!! Pidgeot, it’s time for dinner!!! Go eat that bug!!!!!!
Misty: *runs as she’s chased by Pidgeot* GAAAAAAAAAAHHH! Sorry, I forgot!!!! Now stop this!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! No one messes with my Geru-kun!! He’s my love slave! ^_^
Gary: Love slave? o_O;; I thought I was your personal puppet…
That too, my sweetie. ^_^ *kisses Gary*
Gary: *blushes* Um…yeah…ok, I guess…
Tracey: Aww, look! That’s so cute… I want one, too!
Uh? You want what? A kiss?
Tracey: No, I want a Gary for me!!!!!
Misty: *still running from Pidgeot* IT’S SHIGERUUUUUUUUUU….
Tracey: Whatever! I want him! *looks at Gary*
Gary: *hides behind Ruby* Please, don’t let him get me!!
And what do I get in exchange for protecting you? *grins*
Gary: Um…I don’t know… I’ll…be your loving husband forever!
Loving husband…?o_O;; *blink blink*
Gary: Um… yeah…^^;;
…
Gary: So, what do you say? *prays*
GET HIM, TRACEY, GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tracey: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *dashes towards Gary*
Gary: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I… I take it back… I’ll just… I dunno… do anything you say!!!
Anything? *smiles evilly*
Gary: Um… yeah… just don’t let the crazy dude get me!
Tracey: *jumps up and down, angrily* I AM NOT CRAZY, I’M MENTALLY DISTURBED!!!
Ok, bring it on, Princess Amidala!!! Geru-kun is only mine and I won’t let you get him!!
Tracey: You keep him, I just suddenly lost interest… after all, he called me crazy…
Well…then I guess you’ll have to look for another…er…boyfriend, Tracey…
Tracey: I know… but where can I find one..? *looks at Ash*
Ash: *sweat drops* Tracey…why are you looking at me this way…?
Tracey: Hehehe… Ashie-boy, you’re mine!!!! *dashes after Ash*
Ash: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU CRAZY DUDE!!! *hits Tracey with a staff*
HEY!!! Hitting people with a staff is my registered trademark!!! You can’t do that!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash: Yeah, but I’m dressing as Sakura, thanks to your stupid Jokemon thing!!!! Then I guess I can use the staff!!!!
That’s it!!!! Time for a staff fight!!! *gets her own staff* Whoever gets to hit the opponent’s head first is the winner!!! Got it???
Ash: Fine!!!!!! Then I’ll show you who the real cardcaptor…*is hit by a third staff* OWWWW!!!
Tracey: *looks at the staff he’s holding* Hehehehehehe, too easy!!!! *does the victory dance* I win, I win, I win!!!! Now what does the winner get????
Misty: *thwacks Tracey with the Pidgeot that was chasing after her* YOU GET THWACKED BY A POKEMON, THAT’S WHAT YOU GET!!!
Hey!!! How did you get rid of my Pidgeot???
Misty: Uh? Oh… well, you see, Ash sweat dropped…and it was a pretty big sweat drop and…well, IT STINKS!!!!!
Ash: WHAT??? I don’t stink!!!!!
Misty: Yes, you do!!! You stink so bad that you can even knock a Pokemon out!!!
Ash: No, I can’t!!!!!!!!
Misty: IT WORKED FOR PIDGEOT!!!!!
Ash: IT SHOULD’VE WORKED FOR YOU!!!!!!!
Misty: I’VE BEEN TRAVELLING WITH YOUR FOR YEARS, I MUST’VE GOTTEN IMMUNE TO YOUR STINKING!!!!!!
Tracey: *runs toward Misty, head goes first* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Misty: Tracey, you baka!!! What the hell are you doing?
Tracey: Trying to see if your bones break down if I tackle you to the ground!!!!!!
Misty: That sounds fun… LEMME TRY THAT ON YOU!!!!!!!!
Tracey: Nooooo, I wanna try that by myself!!! *throws himself on the ground* WEEEEEEEE!!!! *gets up* One more time!!! *throws himself on the ground* Weeeeeee!!!! *gets up* Again!!!! *throws himself on the ground* Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! *gets up* Again, again!!! *throws himself on the ground* WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Misty: Er… he’s scaring me….
Gary: *asks, far from Tracey* Dude, are you alright?
Tracey: *touches his head and then looks at his hand* Look…blood…cool...
EWWW!! He’s bleeding!!!
Ash: Quick, what’s the number for 911?????
Everyone: ….
Ash: No one knows? You people are good for nothing!!! C’mon, Pikachu, let’s… hey!!! Where’s Pikachu?????
Tracey: *playing with Pikachu* Come here, Pikachu… lookie, it’s ketchup… yummy…
Pikachu: Pika?
Ash: Aww, look… Tracey’s feeding Pikachu…
Misty: ASH, YOU BAKA!!!!!!! THAT’S BLOOD!!!!!!
Pikachu: Tahahahahahahahaha!!!! I’m actually a Crobat in disguise!!!!!!! I’m a bloodsucker!!!!! *feasts on Tracey’s head*
Tracey: *looks up* Oh, look… it’s feasting on me….WOOOOOOHOOOO!!!!!!
Ash: Pikachuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!! You’re possessed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pikachu: Ash… I am your father!!
Ash: What? I always thought it was Prof. Oak…
But if he was your father…then you’d be Gary’s uncle…
Ash: Really…? *smiles evilly at Gary*
Gary: *stares at Ruby* WHY, WHY, WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH?????????
I don’t hate you, I love you! ^_^
Gary: Er… if that’s what you do to people you love, then I’m scared to know what you do to people you hate…
Tahahahahaha… none of them are alive anymore, Geru-kun… *smiles evilly*
Tracey: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! I’M BLEEDING THE HELL OUTTA ME!!! I’M GONNA DIE!!!!! WEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Eww… someone.. please… make that bleeding stop….now….
Misty: We need to call an ambulance…
We have no phone in here….
Tracey: Yay!!!
Misty: Ok…. Anyone has a first aid case???
*total silence*
Tracey: Double yay!!!!
Misty: …paper towel???
*more silence*
Tracey: Tahahahaha, I’m gonna die here!!!
Misty: …just… regular paper????
Ash: Hey, look!!! *points at Gary* He’s got paper!!!!!!!
Gary: Uh? But this is… well, sure go on ahead, take it! *smirks*
Misty: *snatches paper from Gary* Ok, thanks! *tries to stop Tracey’s bleeding with the paper*
Tracey: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS MY THANK YOU LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gary: Um… oops… XD
GARY, YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE, DIDN’T YOU??????????
Gary: Um… yeah…but I… I did that for your own sake!! You were the one who wanted his bleeding to stop!!!
Aww…you were worried about me… ^______^
Gary: Er… the things I have to say to get rid of her staff…
Tracey: *walks around with the 15 feet long list on his head* Heheheheh.. this is cool!!!!
Misty: You know… that kinda looks like a veil…
Tracey: A veil???? *smiles*
Brock: *taps forehead* Misty, don’t give him ideas!!!!!
Tracey: *wraps his arm around Brock’s* Brock, let’s go to Vegas!!!
Brock: …eh?
Tracey: LET’S GET MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!
Brock: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!! *runs like hell*
Tracey: *dashes to the entrance door and locks it* Tahahaha, now you can’t leave!!!!
Brock: Oh, yeah? We’ll see about that!!!!!!!!
Ash: Tahahahaha, what are you gonna do? Bang your head on the wall until it cracks down?
Brock: No… I’m gonna use YOUR head instead!!! *carries Ash*
Ash: GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Misty: Tahahahahahaha!!!!!! I always knew you were a hard head!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brock: *holds Ash’s head towards the door and runs* HIIIIHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Ash: AAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! *hits the wall with his head*
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! YOU JUST RUINED MY WALL!!!!!
Ash: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!YOU JUST RUINED MY HEAD!!
Tracey: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!! YOU JUST RUINED MY WEDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEXT TIME YOU DECIDE TO DESTROY SOMETHING, DO IT RIGHT AND DESTROY THE WHOLE WORLD, DAMMIT!!!
Brock: Yay!!! I’m free!!! I’m free!!!!!! *escapes using the hole on the wall* MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Tracey: *follows Brock* Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! ^_________^
Ash: *follows Tracey* CAN I BE THE MAID OF HONOR????????/
Misty: *follows Ash* HEY, CAN I SPEND TRACEY’S LIFE INSURANCE’S MONEY ON THE SLOT MACHINES????????
Gary: ……
Aren’t you gonna follow them?
Gary: Heh… I never thought I’d ever say this, but… I prefer staying with you, you’re less insane than they are!
But insanity is my middle name!!!!!!!
Gary: Wasn’t it Rey…
GARY!!!!!!!!!!
Gary: Nope, that’s my first name.
Gary… you… *wrenches fists* I swear… just… never mind….
Gary: Um…ok…weirdo…
Aww… my Special Thanks is ruined…u.u
Gary: *whispers to himself* Thank God… Anyway, what are you gonna do now?
*puts up a sign: Ruby thanks a lot of people, you know who you are! And her list was destroyed, so don’t expect her to remember everyone’s names!” Well, Geru-kun… WE are going to Vegas!
Gary: What????? Wh-why??
YOU’RE GONNA BE MY LOVING HUSBAND FOREVER!!!!!!!!!! ^________^
Gary: What????? What are you, insane???
No, I’m mentally disturbed! Besides, it was your idea, remember? ^___^
Gary: Mental note: Kill self when this is over…
*gets a pokeball and hops on Gary* Ok, are you ready? Charizard, go!!!!! *throws pokeball*
Gary: Eh? *looks at Charizard and sweat drops* What the hell are you doing???
Well, I have no money for plane tickets, so we’ll run to Vegas! ^__^ Charizard, use flamethrower on Gary!!!!
Gary: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs like hell*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! VEGAS, HERE WE COOOOMEEE!!!! ^___________^
~~The End~~ ^_^;;
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