Rufus The Magic Pedophile

by A Bunch Of Stoned SickFucks

Once Upon A Time in the Land of Clit there lived a magic pedophile named Rufus, manager of the Pigglywiggly in Quebec, Minnesota, near the Lakota Indian Reservation and the state prison. Every Friday he would go visit Bob Laughing Footand purchase a bag of peyote buttons and go back to his trailer, whose name was Clit, far back in the woods, and prepare to go out to kidnap 10 year-old schoolgirls, tie them up, and rape them senseless whilst tripping on peyote and crying and stabbin' them 'n' shit. It's all fucked up, ya know? Rufus one fucked up mothafucka!

Rufus had a "thing" for makin' these 10 year-old schoolgirls suck his cock while he watched reruns of old-skool Fat Albert cartoons. They would whine that they wanted to watch Fat Albert, too - but he knew what those little bitches really wanted was to suck that cock.

"Suck harder you stupid little whore!" Rufus shouts, yanking on Janie's ponytail. "Bitch! Watch your teeth!"

"Oh, that's it," he shouts, again grabbing her hair and tossing her across the room.

As she tries to stand, he kicks her in her face, knocking her down. He pins her down, his knee rammed into her throat, a pair of pliers inching closer to her face. He grabs her tongue with the pliers and ties her up. Rufus bends the girl over the couch, he spreads her legs and shoves his fingers up her prepubescent cunt. She cries out for him to stop, but he wants more.

"Bitch!" he screams, "You gonna take it in the ass now." His rage is unimaginable as he yells, "Make one more peep and I'll shove one arm up your ass and the other up your pussy! Then maybe I'll stop before my elbows!" He reached for the jar of peanut butter and spread it thick across her asshole. "Chunky style," he said. "Ever have it chunky style before, Janie?" He shoves his cock into her asshole while she screams horrendously. Blood runs down his cock as it glides into her sweet cherub of an anus. He fucked her harder as her rectum tore and blood gushed out. He came in the most absurdly lecherous and evil orgasm ever to have been attained. The cum dripped from her ass into a puddle of lukewarm virgin blood.

It was right about then that the drugs began to kick in.

"Jesus Fucking H Christ on a motherfucking motorbike!" a voice screamed. "Where in the hell did all these motherfucking tiny nuns come from?!?" I realized then that the voice pounding in my ears was my own, the virgin blood was pouring from the bed, and yes, it was true! Tiny nuns had crawled out of her torn-asunder arse'ole and were making their way towards me. Holy Fuck! This isn't really happening!

Then the shrunken nuns started to eat me! Cock first, cuz that's where all the virgin blood was. Fuckin A, that shit STUNG. Then I kinda bled to death, but I was still aware of all them nuns devouring my body. By the time they got to my brain, I was in Nirvana.

Ha Ha. Fuck you, Jesus!

The moral of the story is: drugs and pedophilia don't mix. Consult your local religious receptacle and purge your sins to the World Maggot.

P.S. Ha Ha. Fuck you, Jesus!