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"Classy as Fuck"
merchandise was conceived by the minds of the elitist upper echelons
of northern California's fervent alcoholics. The items displayed just
below this very text, and those items still pending, are intended
to be worn by those who are indeed and without question, "Classy
as Fuck." If this is you, gracious consumer, then I implore you
to place your order and count your blessings, hold your breath, or
do whatever it is a classy individual such as yourself would do while
you await the arrival of your very own "Classy as Fuck"
merchandise. And later that day as you stroll down to the local liquor
store, or perhaps as you peruse the fine consumables at the town mall,
you will notice the envious looks and glances. Do not be alarmed or
agitated, just let the jealous onlookers know, YOU are "Classy
as Fuck!" |
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| Womens Baby
T and Thong $20.00
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Clinging to a woman's curves like a drunk foreign exchange student,
the form-fitting "Classy as Fuck" baby-T wears well on any
woman.
In a world where cliches run rampant and the phrase, "less is
more," has been stamped into marketing textbooks across the globe,
"Classy as Fuck" has the gall to stand up... and agree whole
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