Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After 5 hours of driving they saw a sign that said, "Disneyland left" So they turned around and went home.

A Blonde and a brunette were walking in the woods when the brunette said "Oh, look at the dead bird." The Blonde looked toward the sky and said "Where, where?"

SHE WAS SO BLONDE THAT?

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

She tripped over the cordless phone.

If she spoke her mind she would be speechless

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q: What did the Blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign?

A: "Look! They spelled MACY?S wrong!"

Q: Why don?t Blondes take coffee breaks?

A: They?re too hard to retrain.

Q: What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?

A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: What happened to the Blonde ice-hockey team?

A: They drowned in spring training.

Q: What did the Blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?

A: "OH, LOOK! Donut seeds!

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

"How can I be sure it?s mine?"

Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

A: 100- one to stir, and 99 to peel the M&M?s.

Q: Why did 18 blondes go to an R-rated movie?

A: Because they heard under 17 was not admitted.

Q: How does a Blonde hemophiliac treat herself?

A: Acupuncture