Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After 5 hours of driving they saw a sign that said, "Disneyland left" So they turned around and went home. |
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A Blonde and a brunette were walking in the woods when the brunette said "Oh, look at the dead bird." The Blonde looked toward the sky and said "Where, where?" |
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SHE WAS SO BLONDE THAT? |
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She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. |
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She tripped over the cordless phone. |
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If she spoke her mind she would be speechless |
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Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? |
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A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. |
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Q: What did the Blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign? |
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A: "Look! They spelled MACY?S wrong!" |
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Q: Why don?t Blondes take coffee breaks? |
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A: They?re too hard to retrain. |
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Q: What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you? |
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A: Pull the pin and throw it back. |
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Q: What happened to the Blonde ice-hockey team? |
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A: They drowned in spring training. |
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Q: What did the Blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? |
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A: "OH, LOOK! Donut seeds! |
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Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? |
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"How can I be sure it?s mine?" |
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Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? |
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A: 100- one to stir, and 99 to peel the M&M?s. |
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Q: Why did 18 blondes go to an R-rated movie? |
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A: Because they heard under 17 was not admitted. |
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Q: How does a Blonde hemophiliac treat herself? |
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A: Acupuncture |