Barney Our 43rd President

President-Elect Barney the Corgihuahua Hissef (on the right) and his running mate Trav Sniderman visited the White House lawn on Wednesday and marked it as their very own after winning over 94% of the vote in Tuesday's election on Corgese-L. The two leading hooman candidates each got 2.94%. Barney said, "whilst da hoomans are busy havin' cat fights over who won, twab an' i will be gettin' ready to govern da country. we will put teeth into da laws ub da land, be watchdogs ober da treasury, an' put some real bite into our armed forces."