Welcome to The Nunnery of Ophelia .....you foolish peasant.....

I know, I know....you came because my aura was much too strong for you to resist....that doesn't make you any less foolish, it actually makes you foolish and weak.  But seriously, who goes to the nunnery on purpose?  What is your problem?

So you're here....I guess I'm supposed to entertain you...so I offer you what meager resources are available in this dank cloister.

My bad poetry:  I would apologize for making you read it, but hey nobody's forcing your hand here.

My former life...I was Danish nobility, what were you?

UPDATED... just don't, it's bad, you know it is...

Lyrics to some of my favorite songs. I'm sure that after reading them, they will instantly become your favorites as well, they're that good.

Good poetry. Other people wrote it.  Talented people.  Good talented people.

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So, you wanna get outta this hellhole of a webpage, do ya?  I've got just the thing...

Descent into madness!!! Yes!

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Lord of the Rings

UPDATED ...sort ofrt of....

This page is in the process of being created out of the nothingness.  If, for whatever reason, you are really into this and want more, I suggest that you check back regularly.  By regularly I mean on the hour.  If you have any suggestions for things that I should add to this wonderment you see before you, please email me.  Your opinion will then be taken into consideration, pondered carefully and thoroughly, and tossed to the four winds as I make my own way through this life.  Thank you in advance!

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foolish peasants have traipsed their way here... but how many have ever departed?...bwahaha!