This is the true page of true ninjas. we practise the art of Ninjutsu with honour and we flip-out better, wail better, and generally are sweeter than any other ninja's out there!!!

if you see these ninja's do NOT approach them!!!! They are prone to flip-out. do not feed them either.

As you can see from the picture, they are constantly viewed by security camera;s and they often flip out and do crazy stuff to each other and cut down walls and stuff.

As we are the best ninja's we can tell other ninja's what to do.
Here is some words of advice from our ninja master Sensei lil tommy:

lil tommy says:

Greetings.
So you think your a top ninja do you?
do you think you can flip-out as good as my ninja's or even wail as sweet as mine? I doubt it.

First:

get good weapons!!!!

With shuriken's you can chop off any dudes head from miles away.



Staffs. With these you can beat any fool down.

Second:

Get sweet and ready to FLIP OUT!!!!!!

THE SKILLS:

our skills are so sweet we will share them with you.... but WARNING!!!!! DO NOT USE THESE THEY ARE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY!!

skill one is STEALTH:
Here is Frank our trainer for stealth...Here you can see him sneeking into a school and stealing some fools lunch with his apprentice:



We shall update the page more as our ninja techies get to grips with the super sweet gear.

 

WEAPONS:

we will show you how to MAKE your own kick-ass ninja gear:

First, let me begin by saying that this information was hard to acquire. It is secret uber-sweet ninja stuff so shush.

Below are diagrams for making 2 versions of the ninja shaken:

VERSION 1: This will go fast. super fast. be careful not to flip out when using this or your head will explode.

This star will chop off peoples heads so dont use it unless your a REAL NINJA

VERSION 2: This is a bit more hardcore

Please be careful with this chinese star too, because when thrown, the points could easily hurt a person's eye.



Follow the steps to make the segments you see in the lower right hand corner. You will need 8 segments, they interlock as shown in the left hand corner.
The last piece is the hardest to lock in, but it folds in just like all the others.

When you are finished locking them together you should have a donut looking item like the picture below:

Push gently on each segment and it will slide together to form the saw-like shuriken on the right. Then you should have no trouble chopping up house hold items

Kusari-gama

This weapon is totally sweet.


Its like an axe, with some chain on. how sweet is that?
you can chop peoples heads off and watch the blood spirt and walk your dog at the same time while the guy is totally dead.



Here we can see jim on the left pulling some fool who has one of these weapons
(the fool died cos jim totally flipped out and totally chopped his legs off at the knees)

he was SUPER ANNOYING


Ninja man totally climbing down rope.

SPECIAL EVENTS
every year our ninjas get issued a special task with they must do or they die.
Here we can see our trained warriors receiving their task on paper.
After they complete this task they come back to HQ and eat Jelly and ice cream and hot dogs in that order