All About Us

We are an organized organization of coffee freaks who are expectingly expecting the end of time. We believe that soon, and very soon, the world as we know it, will end.. and we will meet our master... The Almighty, Awesome, and Amazing Coffee Bean! Yes, our final destiny is with Him.. in Coffee Bean Heaven. Have you not heard? For those of you who either don't believe, or have not heard, I will tell you of our beliefs...

Many many years ago, The Coffee Bean decided to create something, something special, and in His likeness. So He made coffee beans... He made one male coffee bean and one female coffee bean. He took care of them, gave them a place to live. But one day, the male coffee bean was tempted by The Evil Tea Bag to disobey The Only Known Rule, which was "Do not soak yourself in the cup of sweet and sour or you will surely disintegrate". The Evil Tea Bag told the little coffee bean that The Coffee Bean did not want him to soak in the cup of sweet and sour only because it would make him as awesome and holy as The Coffee Bean. The little coffee bean believed him, and soaked himself in the cup. He enjoyed it so much, he told his wife coffee bean of it, and because she loved him so much, she joined him. And when they saw that they were not disintegrating, they laughed and lounged in the cup for hours. Later, in the cool of the day, they realized how strange they looked, and became afraid. Then they heard The Coffee Bean calling out for them, but they were afraid because they looked so strange. Finally they answered him, and when He found out what they did, He cursed them and told them they must leave the coffee bean garden and become a tastey drink for the humans whenever the humans wanted coffee. and that they must create more coffee beans and fulfill their new destiny until the end of time. He also cursed The Tea Bag, now it must soak in boiling hot water and also become a drink for the humans. He still favored the little coffee beans over The Tea Bag, so He made the coffee taste good and the tea taste horrible.

And that is how all coffee and tea came to be.

We believe that there is good in every cup of coffee.. Quit drinking your tea and other drinks... Give coffee a chance!!!